Heard at a Drinking Session

[Mike J]

There was a bit of yelling going on last night from the neighbors place.  Today the lady who does some cleaning for us, and shares gossip, informed my wife that two of the guys that had been drinking got into an argument about who was smarter.  Apparently the winner settled the matter by shouting; "Don't ever say that you are more intelligent than me.  You only went to grade two and I went to grade five."  

[Dave Hounddriver]

Since the topic is "things heard at a drinking session"  I heard that most of the expat poker games in Dumaguete had been shut down as illegal gambling.  Any other places hearing of that happening?  I am talking about tables with friendly games in local expat bars.