Has your wife put any restrictions on you?

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Old55
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Not so much that I can think of...... :whistling:

But at my age "not so much" is on me not her. :smile:

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mogo51
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10 minutes ago, Old55 said:

Not so much that I can think of...... :whistling:

But at my age "not so much" is on me not her. :smile:

Join the Club 0ld55 (see my post re testosterone)

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mogo51
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56 minutes ago, Gratefuled said:

I'm referring to love making. Your intimate time. Mine has a few.

I cannot watch tv when making love

I cannot wear my Dodger baseball cap when making love

I cannot have a toothpick in my mouth when making love

I cannot eat any munchies when making love

We can only make love in bed and not anywhere in the house

Turn cell phone off

Some women just have no sense of humour.

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Dave Hounddriver
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The only one I can think of is "Don't let me catch you chatting with other girls!"

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scott h
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2 minutes ago, Dave Hounddriver said:

"Don't let me catch you chatting with other girls!"

Chatting, glancing at, looking at, talking to, shaking hands with, smiling at cashiers, waitresses, bank tellers or even the 70 year old mango stall operator.

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Jack Peterson
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1 hour ago, Gratefuled said:

I'm referring to love making. Your intimate time. Mine has a few.

I cannot watch tv when making love

I cannot wear my Dodger baseball cap when making love

I cannot have a toothpick in my mouth when making love

I cannot eat any munchies when making love

We can only make love in bed and not anywhere in the house

Turn cell phone off

Only one Restriction :hystery: and that ain't the Phone, all this is dependent on the Tampos :whistling:

 

Jack:mocking:

Morning All:morning1:

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scott h
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2 minutes ago, Gratefuled said:

Yeah, and don't ever call your wife by any other name but her own.

Oh yeah, and don't switch terms of endearment, going from Honey to Babe is a death sentence

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AlwaysRt
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4 hours ago, Jack Peterson said:

Only one Restriction :hystery: and that ain't the Phone, all this is dependent on the Tampos :whistling:

 

Jack:mocking:

Morning All:morning1:

OMG, my eyes are killing me, I read your post as "...all this is dependent on the Tampons" not exactly the same thing :hystery::hystery::hystery:   I know Jack, you think I am drinking again :shooter:

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