Say whats on your mind

[stevewool]

Well one minute everything is swinging and the next the lip is dragging on the floor and they are off upstairs not speaking,  you may wonder what could have caused this.

Just sitting here enjoying the silence and the door opens its Emma just woken from her nap.

Do you want anything to eat, "fish, rice, pizza " , no i am fine i said, the next minute the microwave is on and then she walks in with the biggest bowl of popcorn.

Well for the next 20 minutes all i can see is her hand going from the bowl to her mouth and all i could hear was the crunch crunch too.

I said Ems you will get fat eating all that so quick and look its all gone, " do i look fat " she said, quick think i thought, "no" i said , but eating like that you will and if you get fat i dont want a fat wife .

I am now sitting here alone in the room and i am thinking could i have said it a little better.

Edited September 22, 2017 by stevewool

[Mike J]

The question every fears the most is "Does this dress make me look fat?".  Hard to believe that you managed to bring this on all by yourself. 

[sonjack2847]

Well you walked into that one Steve.I have had many instances of saying things to my wife that a woman in the UK would not blink an eye to.These people are super sensitive mate now it`s gonna cost you a holiday to sort it out

[JDDavao II]

I've found that when talking to my wife, it helps to think of any variation of this emoticon: 

Keeps me steady.

[Reboot]

Brother you walked right in into that one.

[Castaway]

8 hours ago, stevewool said:

they are off upstairs not speaking

My wife doesn't like to speak to me either whenever she's angry at me.  She tells me afterwards that it's much better that way because whenever things are said in anger, you can never take them back. 

[stevewool]

6 hours ago, sonjack2847 said:

Well you walked into that one Steve.I have had many instances of saying things to my wife that a woman in the UK would not blink an eye to.These people are super sensitive mate now it`s gonna cost you a holiday to sort it out

Our anniversary this October and see has mentioned going to the Phils on her own

[stevewool]

4 hours ago, Castaway said:

My wife doesn't like to speak to me either whenever she's angry at me.  She tells me afterwards that it's much better that way because whenever things are said in anger, you can never take them back. 

Well said .

[stevewool]

I received a message today from Ems , well a picture message.

Any idea what this could mean ???

[Gator]

16 minutes ago, stevewool said:

I received a message today from Ems , well a picture message.

Any idea what this could mean ???

A not so subtle hint for you that equates to: If you ever want to again =  $$$$$.  

 

Edited September 23, 2017 by Gator