Popular Post Jeff R Us Posted April 9, 2018 Popular Post Posted April 9, 2018 I always have a happy ending after my massage. Before I am banned from this forum, please let me explain. I have been a long time ardent fan of massage due to it's many health benefits. Before I arrived in the Philippines I would average two one hour massages weekly. Now that I find massages so affordable here and age is taking it's toll on my body, I now average two to three two-hour massages per week. I am therefore considered a good customer for the spas I attend. So after a pleasant two-hour massage I am happy. The massage therapist is also happy that she just doubled her pay for her rotation. Plus, I am a generous tipper. So my massages always end with a happy ending, until last week. I will not name the spa for obvious reasons, but for the first time in my life I was solicited for "extra services" when she finished my massage. Being in my usual sleepy stupor I wasn't quite sure I understood what she whispered in my ear. So she repeated, "would you like an extra service like a b_ or a h_? I told her no thank you that my wife took care of that this morning. After getting dressed she was standing by the counter looking very unhappy. There were three other therapists sitting in the chairs giving me a cold uncomfortable stare, making me feel very uncomfortable. They obviously were told that I declined the "extras". I left feeling unhappy and not sure I will ever return to that spa.....................or maybe I will. 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hounddriver Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 15 minutes ago, Jeff R Us said: I left feeling unhappy and not sure I will ever return to that spa. Up to you, of course. I agree there were times in the past when I would get three 2 hour massages a week. It was soon after I retired and I had loads of aches and pains from a lifetime of stress. I am much better now and I am happy with a good massage about once every 10 days or 2 weeks. I hear what you are saying about returning to that particular spa. Its nice when you find a therapist who gives you exactly what you need, nothing more and nothing less. When I find one of those I stick with that spa, but I do check out other spas from time to time because sometimes therapists change and its nice to have an alternative. As to the happy ending part, certain cities are more strict than others about policing that sort of thing. In Dumaguete it is rare to find a spa that offers "extras" but they have some excellent therapists at a reasonable price for a good, basic massage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonjack2847 Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 I thought it said a message with a happy ending. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff R Us Posted April 9, 2018 Author Posted April 9, 2018 The point I am trying to make is I usually feel good and happy after my massages and so do the therapists. Ironically, the one time I was offered a "happy ending" (sex), neither I or the therapist were happy. Happy ending having different meanings. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hounddriver Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Jeff R Us said: Happy ending having different meanings. There was a joke about that somewhere on here. Therapist finishes massage and asks if client would like happy ending, he says yes, she gives him some tissues and says "OK, you have happy ending, I be back in 5 minutes with some hot towel." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Peterson Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Dave Hounddriver said: Therapist finishes massage and asks if client would like happy ending, he says yes And hands him a 5% discount card for his next Visit Sorry but I could not resist 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary D Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 I'll have to tell the wife that the next time I give her a massage I'll expect a happy ending. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Support Old55 Posted April 9, 2018 Forum Support Posted April 9, 2018 Please keep the topic to massage or massage experiences not details or questions about sexual activities.🙈🙉🙊 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulB Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 saw this in a hotel in Baguio city. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hounddriver Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 We joke about these happy endings but there are cultures (or subcultures) that see the goal of the whole massage experience to be sensual pleasure. We who want to keep our relationships intact tend to use the physio-therapy type of massage to simply ease our aches and pains. But if you want to see how the "other half" views massage, google "tantric temple". Please do not copy and paste their info here as most of those types of massage are not legal in Philippines. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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