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I went to the doctor's today, and complained that I was experiencing some hearing loss in one ear.
She asked, "What ear is it?"
I said, "2018, but is that relevant?"

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On 4/12/2018 at 2:46 PM, stevewool said:

I went to the doctor's today, and complained that I was experiencing some hearing loss in one ear.
She asked, "What ear is it?"
I said, "2018, but is that relevant?"

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The older man (I think his name was Jake) went to the doctor and said; "My hearing is getting so bad that I can't even hear myself fart!"  The doctor examined him, wrote out a prescription, and said take three of these a day and that should help.  The man ask; "How do  the pills help hearing?"  The doctor replied; "It doesn't, but it will make your farts so load they will sound like a gunshot."

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Posted (edited)

 

 

An old couple are in church....

The wife turns to her husband and say's.....I have just done a silent fart.

The husband replies I think you need to change the batteries in your hearing aids :Caught:

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6 hours ago, Mike J said:

The older man (I think his name was Jake)

Now that's funny.........:hystery:

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On 4/18/2018 at 2:13 AM, Kuya John said:

Now that's funny.........:hystery:

Trying to help the wife live longer......hard to rent the dog house

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