What Makes Your Wife… Go Off?

[Thomas]

this looks like a good thread to come back and read later .... glad to see I'm normal from reading first page :)

this looks like a good thread to come back and read later .... glad to see I'm normal from reading first page :)

Oh are there any normal people in this topic still?! :hystery:

[Old55]

Normal? Certainly not the topic author. :no:

[Tom in Texas]

Wife: Sweeeeeetie, lets go play little machine machine.

Me: No, we can't go to the casino today... we were just there two days ago.

Result = tampo

Change the above to any other answer you can think up..... Result = tampo

Silver lining is I get a few days of much needed silence around the house. :cheersty:

[earthdome]

Wife: Sweeeeeetie, lets go play little machine machine.

Me: No, we can't go to the casino today... we were just there two days ago.

Result = tampo

Change the above to any other answer you can think up..... Result = tampo

Silver lining is I get a few days of much needed silence around the house. :cheersty:

Casino's and gambling in general has never been my thing.

Especially slot machines. What a mind numbing way to spend your time. It used to drive me crazy entering a casino with all the noise from slot machines. In vegas in recent years some casino's have dialed down that noise. Another reason I don't play is that I am ahead of the game. I won $25 from a slot machine when I was 19 years old and decided to quit while I was ahead.

Blackjack is better.. a bit more skill to it. Poker can involve even more skill.

[Thomas]

Wife: Sweeeeeetie, lets go play little machine machine.

Me: No, we can't go to the casino today... we were just there two days ago.

Result = tampo

Change the above to any other answer you can think up..... Result = tampo

Silver lining is I get a few days of much needed silence around the house. :cheersty:

Haha! A good (?) formula if wanting quiet. Do you use it often? :)

Casino's and gambling in general has never been my thing. Especially slot machines. What a mind numbing way to spend your time. It used to drive me crazy entering a casino with all the noise from slot machines. In vegas in recent years some casino's have dialed down that noise. Another reason I don't play is that I am ahead of the game. I won $25 from a slot machine when I was 19 years old and decided to quit while I was ahead.

Blackjack is better.. a bit more skill to it. Poker can involve even more skill.

I don't like such mashines either. Actualy it excist such mashines where skill can make you winn. At least it did many years ago. But I suppose they have noticed and took them away in Vegas.

Manual: :)

1. Find one which make two snap sounds when moving the arm, still not start spinning. If doing that first, you can adjust how far it will spinn.

2. Find one which spinn slow, otherwice you can't do p1 adjustment good enough. Check the spinn can be made within spinning back to same place (=check fastest and slowest you can do within following p1.

3. When finding one. Exersice aiming at cherry at the first stoping wheel (or what they have giving a winn when only get the first one right too.

Back when I were 15, I found one during a holiday visit, and during that long weekend it financed all my entertainment, which could be paid with tokens. (That country (=Denmark) don't/didn't allow switch tokens to money :hystery:

But it took much time for exersice and then winning just 1- 9 (?) each turn. I don't remember how much I wonn, but not sure if it gave any good pay per hour if counting for a grown up.

Yes, poker is much more skill and interesting. I played much 20 years ago, but I stoped when one of my friends lost more than he could afford, making I didn't found it funny no more myself, although I wonn rather much totaly.

(One of my friends, who think of follow me moving to the Philippines, is a profesional poker player mainly through Internet, but some tournaments too. (Back when I still played, he wonn most, and I second most among them we played with.) But he is only a strictly "mathematical" player, while I include much psychology. E g I played realy stupid on purpose sometimes in starts when I met new players to fool them I play terrible :mocking: But nowadays is a big part Internet poker and then I can't see the body language of people :( which is bad for me, but make no difference for my friend, because he can't read even the most obvious body languages anyway :hystery:

[Ashanti]

What Makes Your Wife… Go Off?

A stinky fart when she is cuddled up to my back. But when she does it she is just sharing her blessings.

:hystery: :hystery: :hystery: .............