Part 8 ...... You Know You Are A Filipino When

[Mike S]

176. You serve coffee in small glass coffee containers

177. You drink beer with ice

178. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year.

179. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.

180. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.

181. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.

182. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.

183. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.

184. You have never used your dishwasher.

185. You eat all meals in the kitchen.

186. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.

187. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

188. You always leave your shoes at the door.

189. You have a piano in your living room.

190. You play a musical instrument.

191. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).

192. You twirl your pen around your fingers.

193. You hate to waste food....

(a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.

(b) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.

194. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.

195. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.

196. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.

197. Ditto for paper napkins.

198. You never order room service.

199. You own a rice cooker.

200. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.