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Jack Peterson

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Funny Quote of the Day - Gloria Steinem - "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career."

I dont need to ask advice about how to do the housework, anyway the wife is out all day working....JB :photo-109:

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I think I would be more likely to take advise from Erma Bombeck than Gloria Steinem. I was impressed with Erma's powers of observation after she titled the book "The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank".

I'm told there is no help for me anyway, it's not fatal but incurable.

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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career."

 

And my comeback would be:  And yet, that never stopped a wife from giving it.

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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career."

 

And my comeback would be:  And yet, that never stopped a wife from giving it.

 

Hope you are wearing your crash helmet Jack! :bash:

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Hope you are wearing your crash helmet Jack!

 

 

When it comes to things concerning HTMBO  "ALWAYS"  football.gif headache.gif groupwave.gif   :thumbsup:

 

Morning All!

 

JP  :tiphat: :morning1:

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like jack northrup said in his utube video his asawa myra asked a question. hun i m little and your big? shouldn t i carry the light things and you the heavy things? he answered yes. she then handed him the coins and took all his paper pesos. the logic of a filippina

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OK, I made this one up especially for Jack and you can quote me if you like:

 

A foreigner asked where is a good restaurant in Duma to take a date.  I said Coco Amigos.  He asked what was good to order there.  I told him the Chicken Breast Parisienne is 'to die for' but in a pinch the Bratwurst and German potato salad ain't bad.  So he said he would try it out.

 

The next day he said he was disappointed.  He said:  "My mouth was watering for the Chicken Breast Parisienne and they had no stock.  So I settled for the Bratwurst and it wasn't bad, just that I was expecting better."  I told him that happened a lot so he asked why I sent him to Coco Amigos.  And I said (here is the quote I promised) . . . 

 

This is Philippines.  You plan for the 'Wurst and hope for the Breast.  :hystery:

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