Unique Filipina Talents

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My wife can catch her farts! I'm SERIOUS! She'll cup it in her closed hand. (When you aren't looking) Then wave her hand in front of your face and your like "WHOA, MAN that's bad". You can even be in another room and she'll just caually walk by and WHAM, right in your face. Can I pick talent or What? So, what's your Asawa/girlfriend's special talent?

 

P.S. Get your head out of the gutter guys.

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My wife can catch her farts! I'm SERIOUS! She'll cup it in her closed hand. (When you aren't looking) Then wave her hand in front of your face and your like "WHOA, MAN that's bad". You can even be in another room and she'll just caually walk by and WHAM, right in your face. Can I pick talent or What? So, what's your Asawa/girlfriend's special talent?

 

P.S. Get your head out of the gutter guys.

 

Hilarious!

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Too much information

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Perhaps more frequent showers may reduce her need to provide you with some 'air freshener' ?

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You can even be in another room and she'll just caually walk by and WHAM, right in your face. Can I pick talent or What?
Haha. What do you do more than being good at picking talent, to get such treatment?   :)

 

I know a Filipina, who is very nice and good behaving normaly. When she was a teenager she scared away an admirer, who met her parents too tradititionaly to ask permition to court their daughter.  But she didn't like him, so when they sat very strict in their living room at that first formal meeting, she farted  :lol:

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Ron It's not only your wife's talent. My wife and her girl friends does this also. She said all Filipino's can do that.

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But she didn't like him, so when they sat very strict in their living room at that first formal meeting, she farted :lol:

In my case it was after we got married!

I never knew rice had that effect.... :tiphat:

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My wife can catch her farts! I'm SERIOUS! She'll cup it in her closed hand. (When you aren't looking) Then wave her hand in front of your face and your like "WHOA, MAN that's bad". You can even be in another room and she'll just caually walk by and WHAM, right in your face.

 

Better pray she doesn't have a lighter in her other hand or you could loose your eyebrows, lol

 

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I'm just thinking what Jake would have to say to do with the topic title.  :rolleyes:  :10001:  :whistling:

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Why dont post some nice attributes your wife possesses, that would be far more tastful and interesting.

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