Filipina Wife Or Gf. Oh..... I Forgot To Tell You About That.

[Methersgate]

Ah face. An American friend who runs a restaurant here comments that he has a supernumery member of staff called "Woznt Me"

There is absolutely nothing to be done about this. We just have to realise that this is the way it is.

Otherwise...

"Now it is not good for the Christian's health to hustle the Aryan

brown,

For the Christian riles, and the Aryan smiles and he weareth the

Christian down;

And the end of the fight is a tombstone white with the name of

the late deceased,

And the epitaph drear: "A Fool lies here who tried to hustle the

East."

There is pleasure in the wet, wet clay

When the artist's hand is potting it.

There is pleasure in the wet, wet lay --

When the poet's pad is blotting it.

There is pleasure in the shine of your picture on the line

At the Royal Acade-my;

But the pleasure felt in these is as chalk to Cheddar cheese

When it comes to a well-made Lie--

To a quite unwreckable Lie,

To a most impeccable Lie!

To a water-right, fire-proof, angle-iron, sunk-hinge, time-lock,

steel-faced Lie!

Not a private handsome Lie,

But a pair-and-brougham Lie,

Not a little-place-at-Tooting, but a country-house-with-shooting

And a ring-fence-deer-park Lie."