Jake Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 Filipinos are notorious for not guessing ages correctly... So many of these young 20 year olds are shocked that I'm not early 30s but rather older than their grandparents... Then try and get rid of them! Kinky little things, they are! As for what keeps me in the Philippines? Gravity, of course! Hehe! Kinky gravity? I like that......he, he. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sonjack2847 Posted November 5, 2015 Popular Post Posted November 5, 2015 One of the things that keeps me here is I am waiting for Jake to come over and buy me and JP the beer he said he would. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) One of the things that keeps me here is I am waiting for Jake to come over and buy me and JP the beer he said he would. What keeps you here in the Philippines? Hmmm......very interesting Kevin. If I am going around to meet you guys, perhaps you could give me a geographical location on where everyone would violate me under the table. I know that Kevin, DaveH, JackP, RBM are hanging out in Duma. Could we start a list again of general location where everybody's at? That way, I could report to US Embassy of my current whereabouts. And if I don't check in at a reasonable time, then I would be considered kidnapped, sexually abused and forced to dress like a bitch with a short leash. I don't know, perhaps I should bring my medieval cast iron chastity belt made from England.....he, he. Edited November 5, 2015 by Jake 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intrepid Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 I would be considered kidnapped, sexually abused and forced to dress like a bitch with a short leash. I don't know, perhaps I should bring my medieval cast iron chastity belt made from England.....he, he. Now now Jake,... no need to bring your toys. Just your bullets. :hystery: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonjack2847 Posted November 6, 2015 Posted November 6, 2015 One of the things that keeps me here is I am waiting for Jake to come over and buy me and JP the beer he said he would. What keeps you here in the Philippines? Hmmm......very interesting Kevin. If I am going around to meet you guys, perhaps you could give me a geographical location on where everyone would violate me under the table. I know that Kevin, DaveH, JackP, RBM are hanging out in Duma. Could we start a list again of general location where everybody's at? That way, I could report to US Embassy of my current whereabouts. And if I don't check in at a reasonable time, then I would be considered kidnapped, sexually abused and forced to dress like a bitch with a short leash. I don't know, perhaps I should bring my medieval cast iron chastity belt made from England.....he, he. Oh you mean like a normal day then haha no need to bring your own toys they rent them at why not very reasonable rates so Jack says. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Peterson Posted November 6, 2015 Posted November 6, 2015 What Keeps You In The Philippines? :hystery: The fear of Leaving. Jack :thumbsup: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve & Myrlita Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 What's the matter Jack? Don't like bullets? That's very unfilipino of you...... :bash: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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