Popular Post sonjack2847 Posted November 22, 2015 Popular Post Posted November 22, 2015 This morning I noticed a white patch just under my daughters kneecap. (I suppose where she had a scab before) I said how did you get that did you fall over in school she nodded her head. I said you have to be careful or you will never be a super model with your daddies good looks and your mummy`s brains if you get too many scars. Her mum looked at me puzzled I said oh ok your mums good looks and your dads brains. Gotta backtrack sometimes. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogo51 Posted November 22, 2015 Posted November 22, 2015 This morning I noticed a white patch just under my daughters kneecap. (I suppose where she had a scab before) I said how did you get that did you fall over in school she nodded her head. I said you have to be careful or you will never be a super model with your daddies good looks and your mummy`s brains if you get too many scars. Her mum looked at me puzzled I said oh ok your mums good looks and your dads brains. Gotta backtrack sometimes. How does that song go 'You're so vain, you really think this song is about you' 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Peterson Posted November 22, 2015 Posted November 22, 2015 Earlier Today while trying on a new dress, My Wife asked, that most irritating, confusing and much Lie enticing Question. " Does my Bum look big in this?" :unsure: Just what are we supposed to say Guys? :hystery: Jack :rolleyes: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewool Posted November 22, 2015 Posted November 22, 2015 I said you have to be careful or you will never be a super model with your daddies good looks and your mummy`s brains if you get too many scars. Her mum looked at me puzzled I said oh ok your mums good looks and your dads brains. Gotta backtrack sometimes. Note,Dont forget to engage brain before opening your mouth :mocking: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewool Posted November 22, 2015 Posted November 22, 2015 Scratch head.gif Earlier Today while trying on a new dress, My Wife asked, that most irritating, confusing and much Lie enticing Question. " Does my Bum look big in this?" :unsure: Just what are we supposed to say Guys? :hystery: Jack :rolleyes: Looks fine to me, Hang about thats what you should say, i did not say it , i have never seen it , I was saying that is what you should have said before i said what i said about looking fine, :rolleyes: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve & Myrlita Posted November 22, 2015 Posted November 22, 2015 Scratch head.gif Earlier Today while trying on a new dress, My Wife asked, that most irritating, confusing and much Lie enticing Question. " Does my Bum look big in this?" :unsure: Just what are we supposed to say Guys? :hystery: Jack :rolleyes: You betcha! :th_unfair: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Peterson Posted November 22, 2015 Posted November 22, 2015 Looks fine to me, OH OK! So it Fits where it touches was not good then? :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewool Posted November 22, 2015 Posted November 22, 2015 Looks fine to me, OH OK! So it Fits where it touches was not good then? :) I see there is no dinner for you today you naughty boy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Runza Posted November 22, 2015 Posted November 22, 2015 Scratch head.gif Earlier Today while trying on a new dress, My Wife asked, that most irritating, confusing and much Lie enticing Question. " Does my Bum look big in this?" :unsure: Just what are we supposed to say Guys? :hystery: Jack :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Runza Posted November 22, 2015 Posted November 22, 2015 Hang about thats what you should say, i did not say it , i have never seen it , I was saying that is what you should have said before i said what i said about looking fine Huh? :36_6_3[1]: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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