Giving In To Pressure From Your Wife.

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This morning I noticed a white patch just under my daughters kneecap. (I suppose where she had a scab before) I said how did you get that did you fall over in school she nodded her head.

I said you have to be careful or you will never be a super model with your daddies good looks and your mummy`s brains if you get too many scars. Her mum looked at me puzzled I said oh ok your mums good looks and your dads brains. Gotta backtrack sometimes.

 

How does that song go 'You're so vain, you really think this song is about you'

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post-2148-0-02974000-1448179627.gif Earlier Today while trying on a new dress, My Wife asked, that most irritating, confusing and much Lie enticing Question.

" Does my Bum look big in this?"  :unsure:

Just what are we supposed to say Guys?   :hystery:  

 

Jack :rolleyes:

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I said you have to be careful or you will never be a super model with your daddies good looks and your mummy`s brains if you get too many scars. Her mum looked at me puzzled I said oh ok your mums good looks and your dads brains. Gotta backtrack sometimes.

 

Note,Dont forget to engage brain before opening your mouth :mocking:

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attachicon.gifScratch head.gif Earlier Today while trying on a new dress, My Wife asked, that most irritating, confusing and much Lie enticing Question.

" Does my Bum look big in this?"  :unsure:

Just what are we supposed to say Guys?   :hystery:  

 

Jack :rolleyes:

Looks fine to me,

Hang about thats what you should say, i did not say it , i have never seen it ,

I was saying that is what you should have said before i said what i said about looking fine, :rolleyes:

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attachicon.gifScratch head.gif Earlier Today while trying on a new dress, My Wife asked, that most irritating, confusing and much Lie enticing Question.

" Does my Bum look big in this?"  :unsure:

Just what are we supposed to say Guys?   :hystery:  

 

Jack :rolleyes:

You betcha! :th_unfair:

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Looks fine to me,

 

OH OK! So it Fits where it touches was not good then?  :)

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Looks fine to me,

 

OH OK! So it Fits where it touches was not good then?  :)

 

I see there is no dinner for you today you naughty boy

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attachicon.gifScratch head.gif Earlier Today while trying on a new dress, My Wife asked, that most irritating, confusing and much Lie enticing Question.

" Does my Bum look big in this?"  :unsure:

Just what are we supposed to say Guys?   :hystery:  

 

Jack :rolleyes:

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Hang about thats what you should say, i did not say it , i have never seen it , I was saying that is what you should have said before i said what i said about looking fine
Huh? :36_6_3[1]:
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