Jake Posted November 22, 2015 Posted November 22, 2015 (edited) Scratch head.gif Earlier Today while trying on a new dress, My Wife asked, that most irritating, confusing and much Lie enticing Question. " Does my Bum look big in this?" :unsure: Just what are we supposed to say Guys? :hystery: Jack :rolleyes: Easy Jack P, Just suggest that her pwet looks much better without the dress. But don't worry about me guys, Judy's jab into my rib cage wasn't too bad. My doghouse keeps me comfortable during my recovery.....he, he. Edited November 22, 2015 by Jake 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewool Posted November 22, 2015 Posted November 22, 2015 Jake you must love your doghouse, i recon its nothing like a doghouse i think its more like this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerald Glatt Posted November 22, 2015 Posted November 22, 2015 Jack, tell her it is the finest bun you've seen in a month or two. The then say you don't recall but it was probily her too. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frosty (chris) Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) Scratch head.gif Earlier Today while trying on a new dress, My Wife asked, that most irritating, confusing and much Lie enticing Question. " Does my Bum look big in this?" :unsure: Just what are we supposed to say Guys? :hystery: Jack :rolleyes: I always get in first, when she is trying on something new, even before she asks, I say he cute little ar.e looks great in that outfit. She gives me the death stare so I know everything is ok in my world. Then she suggests I find someplace to have a beer and wait for her, works for me. Edited November 23, 2015 by frosty (chris) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richieboy67 Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) Well when my ex wife would ask that question I would either lie or change the subject very quickly. With my current wife.. I don't have to lie. It looks absolutely amazing. Can I please have some? The answer is usually later and that could mean hours or days.[emoji31] Edited November 23, 2015 by Richieboy67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Peterson Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 The other one I seem to be in trouble for, is when I smile as she Says honey " This one is to small for me." Why is it never, I am too big for it! See what I mean? But I love here just the Way she is, Honest :) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richieboy67 Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 The other one I seem to be in trouble for, is when I smile as she Says honey " This one is to small for me." Why is it never, I am too big for it! Oooops.jpg See what I mean? But I love here just the Way she is, Honest :) That one would put you in your dog house for a good long while. You better have it well stocked! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonjack2847 Posted November 23, 2015 Author Posted November 23, 2015 I said you have to be careful or you will never be a super model with your daddies good looks and your mummy`s brains if you get too many scars. Her mum looked at me puzzled I said oh ok your mums good looks and your dads brains. Gotta backtrack sometimes. Note,Dont forget to engage brain before opening your mouth :mocking: Yeh I put it on the wipe bord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonjack2847 Posted November 23, 2015 Author Posted November 23, 2015 Hang about thats what you should say, i did not say it , i have never seen it , I was saying that is what you should have said before i said what i said about looking fineHuh? :36_6_3[1]: Dont worry its an English thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonjack2847 Posted November 23, 2015 Author Posted November 23, 2015 Then she suggests I find someplace to have a beer and wait for her, works for me. So Chris can you walk after the shopping trip? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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