Womans logic and mens

[expatuk2014]

This is a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions which he answered quite simply and she is speechless after answering only one question. I’ll bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there, I’m just saying.

 

Critical Thinking at its best......

Woman:

Do you drink beer ?

Man: Yes

Woman:

How many beers a day?

Man:

Usually about 3

Woman:

How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:

And how long have you been drinking?

Man:

About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:

So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month at $450.00.In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00. Correct?

Man:Correct

Woman:

If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?

Man:

Correct

Woman:

Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:

Do you drink beer?

Woman:

No.

Man:

Where's your Ferrari?

 

 

 

 

[mogo51]

This just goes to show that beer is a very economical and commercially sensible product.

[Sander Martin]

Something is wrong with the text in this post. All i see is a tower of letters, thats one letter wide and few hundred letters tall... I tried reading it abit, but hard. Ends with Ferrari.. Is that the joke where a women calculates on how much the man could have saved money if he didnt drink and how he could have owned a ferrari?

[Jack Peterson]

11 hours ago, Sander Martin said:

Something is wrong with the text in this post. All i see is a tower of letters, thats one letter wide and few hundred letters tall... I tried reading it abit, but hard. Ends with Ferrari.. Is that the joke where a women calculates on how much the man could have saved money if he didnt drink and how he could have owned a ferrari?

 

[Sander Martin]

41 minutes ago, Jack Peterson said:

 

 

:D.

[Jack Peterson]

6 minutes ago, Sander Martin said:

 

:D.

 Even Funnier, You can't make things up like this. Can You? Glitch of the day? Keep Smiling it's Friday

 

Jack

Morning All

[sonjack2847]

That is the logic of most people who don`t drink beer or other alcohol.

[mogo51]

There seems to be a problem with the subject line - it includes 'logic' and 'women' in the same sentence.

Sorry Queenie!!!  But I could not help myself.

[robert k]

35 minutes ago, mogo51 said:

There seems to be a problem with the subject line - it includes 'logic' and 'women' in the same sentence.

Sorry Queenie!!!  But I could not help myself.

I believe women use logic, it is just not the same logic as men use. If this were not so, women wouldn't be able to understand each other in the same way that men can't understand any of them.

[Sander Martin]

1 hour ago, mogo51 said:

There seems to be a problem with the subject line - it includes 'logic' and 'women' in the same sentence.

Sorry Queenie!!!  But I could not help myself.

Ron You better start running now while you still have a head start ??

Edited May 13, 2016 by Sander Martin