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 I know there is a lot of comedy on this site.....but how about a few unoffensive names (to filipino's) for a motel that rents rooms by the block of time. If we use the name you suggest we will give you some free rentals :) 

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There are a lot of motels that rent rooms by the hour(s) and they have very inoffensive names.

Queensland is one of the most well know in the Cebu area while Queen of Hearts is used in Sibulan.  The names rarely indicate the nature of the stay and I would suggest you could name it whatever you like provided the price and location are right.

It seems that anything with Queen in the name is somewhat popular so perhaps "Queens Castle"?  While a westerner would see that as somewhat pretentious, the local people may see it as humorous or catchy.  Puns (even horrible one) in business names is a way of life here. "Queens Bed (and Breakfast)" may also work.

It will be interesting to see what you choose.

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6 minutes ago, Dave Hounddriver said:

It seems that anything with Queen in the name is somewhat popular

:whistling: Not too sure many Brits would use it :hystery: Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.a contemptuous term used to refer to a male homosexual, especially one who is flamboyantly campy or effeminate. drag queen.

 

 Just Saying, Hope it all does well ** For me how about the POP  INN**

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1 hour ago, fototek1 said:

 I know there is a lot of comedy on this site.....but how about a few unoffensive names (to filipino's) for a motel that rents rooms by the block of time. If we use the name you suggest we will give you some free rentals :) 

We all know what the Wife or Girlfriend wants when they tap their finger on us 3 times so call it either.   

Kalabit  Motel

or

3 Taps Motel

or 

3 Pokes Motel

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Rooster said:

3 Pokes Motel

:hystery: Obviously for those with Stamina or quick recovery :whistling: :wink:

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Minuteman Motel :dance:

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Call it Hotel Panda because the guests will eat, shoots and leaves!

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Mahogany Motel "where you can get some hardwood" 

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No Tell MOTEL

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Image result for pho king restaurant

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