Finding your wife or girlfriend.

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JDDavao II
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Me: Where u?

Her: Over here.

Me: Wheres dat?

Her: By the thing when you come in.

Me: Why?

Her: Waiting 4 u.

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Her: Where r u??

Me: Talking my new gf.

Her: Tell her buy u lunch!

Me: Coming honey.

 

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earthdome
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17 hours ago, sonjack2847 said:

We were going to the Mall shopping the other day.When we do this I always take extra care to know what my wife is wearing.

I do this because they have a tendency to wander off

Same here. A big problem when she has forgotten her cell phone or turned the sound on it down. Even when she has the phone and I call or text her it can be difficult sometimes to understand where she is from her description.

It was a huge problem when we had a long layover at a large airport recently. She just took off and did not have her phone with her.

Sigh. I have tried and tried to impress on her the need to let me know, and ensure I acknowledge her, before she does this. But it doesn't seem to stick.

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Mick
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I get her to dump me in the closest bar, and she comes to me when she's finished..... 

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Jack Peterson
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19 minutes ago, Mick said:

I get her to dump me in the closest bar, and she comes to me when she's finished..... 

:shades: How much does that cost  :whistling:

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softail
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Just hang out, she will find you when it’s time to cash out😋

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Mick
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38 minutes ago, Jack Peterson said:

:shades: How much does that cost  :whistling:

When I'm full of SM I dont care.... 🍻

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sonjack2847
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13 hours ago, earthdome said:

Same here. A big problem when she has forgotten her cell phone or turned the sound on it down. Even when she has the phone and I call or text her it can be difficult sometimes to understand where she is from her description.

It was a huge problem when we had a long layover at a large airport recently. She just took off and did not have her phone with her.

Sigh. I have tried and tried to impress on her the need to let me know, and ensure I acknowledge her, before she does this. But it doesn't seem to stick.

She usually has her phone but cannot hear it because it is in her bag.I now just tell her meet me at so and so but don`t take all day.If she wants to go long haul shopping she can go on her own.

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sonjack2847
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2 hours ago, Mick said:

I get her to dump me in the closest bar, and she comes to me when she's finished..... 

That was fine when I used to drink alcohol(weaker times) but when she came to get me I didn`t want to leave haha.

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Arizona Kid
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2 hours ago, sonjack2847 said:

That was fine when I used to drink alcohol(weaker times) but when she came to get me I didn`t want to leave haha.

Weaker times or getting old? When I have more than 5 beers now I just play with the dogs and go to sleep.

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Jake
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Finding your wife or girlfriend?

What happens when both your wife and girlfriend find you instead?

 

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