Less Discussion On Tipping

[Jollygoodfellow]

Ah, silence is golden

[Mike J]

5 hours ago, Jollygoodfellow said:

Ah, silence is golden

That is an excellent tip. 

[sonjack2847]

1 hour ago, Mike J said:

That is an excellent tip. 

Is it company policy?

 

[Yeochief]

Season's greetings to all.

[Dave Hounddriver]

What about outhouse tipping?

Or cow tipping?

[scott h]

4 hours ago, Dave Hounddriver said:

Or cow tipping?

Now here is a true story. I am a sity boy who spent my high school summers working on my Uncles farm in South Dakota. During my first summer there at age 14 my 17 year old cousin said lets go cow tipping. So we stopped at a field, out he jumped, ran full speed, ran into a cow and over she went....it was hilarious. A few days later on the way in from the fields in the dark, my cousin stopped the truck, pointed to a shadowy outline in the field. YOUR TURN he said. Out I jumped, over the fence and going full speed ran into a solid wall of meat and hair, down I went. I heard a load, low MOOOOOO, and a snort and a grunt. My beloved cousin sent me to tip a bull in the dark.

We still laugh our asses off over that one 

[Arizona Kid]

New tip. Never park your car under a fruit bearing mango tree!

[Gary D]

Another tip. When swimming in shit keep your chin up.

[sonjack2847]

15 hours ago, Gary D said:

Another tip. When swimming in shit keep your chin up.

I have a tip for you, don`t go to that pool again.