sonjack2847 Posted April 17, 2019 Posted April 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Tukaram (Tim) said: Q What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? A On a good day... lipstick Q Why do Scots wear kilts? A Sheep can hear a zipper 50 yards away Q Why do Englishmen wear pants? A Goats are stone deaf. We wear pants/trousers as we have more to support cant have it banging our knees can we? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy79 Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 Just saying. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimeve Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 Scot's invented the condom from a sheep's intestine..... Not too long after the English improved this by removing the intestine from the sheep. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy79 Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 3 hours ago, jimeve said: Scot's invented the condom from a sheep's intestine..... Not too long after the English improved this by removing the intestine from the sheep. All that experimenting with pigs paid off then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeoffH Posted April 18, 2019 Posted April 18, 2019 3 hours ago, jimeve said: Scot's invented the condom from a sheep's intestine..... Not too long after the English improved this by removing the intestine from the sheep. That must have... taken guts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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