You know you have been in the Philippines too long when

[Jimbouk]

This has possibly been posted before but:

You know when you have been in the Philippines too long when you open your mouth wide instead of saying "pardon?" 

[Jimbouk]

You know you have been in the Philippines too long when you start believing the "Accident Prone Area" signs instead of accepting that the whole Philippines road network is one giant accident prone area. 😆

[RubberChicken]

Waiting one hour for a fifteen minute video to download is not surprising. 

[graham59]

When you can sit in a stationary jeepney for 30 minutes while it fills up with passengers.... and not have to be carted off to hospital. 

[sonjack2847]

When the red tape (along with all the other strange things we have to go through) doesn`t bother you that much.

[Heeb]

When someone asks for directions you point in the general area with your lips.

Edited May 8, 2019 by Heeb

[Jake]

You know you have been in the Philippines too long when you start having a Filipino accent with your British/Australian/US/European accent.  

You know you have been in the Philippines too long when you're doing a "Joe Squat" for hours on end and you don't care that your left nut is hanging out for all the world to see.

You know you have been in the Philippines too long when you start dragging your "slip-pairs" along the floor towards a yummy plate full of fish heads and rice.  And spooning the rice into your mouth, using your fingers without spilling one grain of rice.  

And you have number 2, 3 or 4 secret wife/family as you produce more with your "manly tool" enhanced with "bolitas"......he, he. 

[Foreigner]

You know you have been in the Philippines too long when you've seen the Filipino dentist way too many times and now you look like this.

 

 

[Mike J]

The family has sanded off the teflon from your expensive bakeware using 60 grit sandpaper.   And thought you would be pleased. 

[Jack Peterson]

9 minutes ago, Mike J said:

The family has sanded off the teflon from your expensive bakeware using 60 grit sandpaper.   And thought you would be pleased. 

 Bin there see that