gery0x Posted January 29, 2020 Posted January 29, 2020 It seems to me that you have never been to mainland China before.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intrepid Posted January 29, 2020 Posted January 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Arizona Kid said: I've actually seen a woman do the Filipino handkerchief thing in public. Press one of your nostrils closed and blow the snot out of the other. I thought it was kinda funny. I do the same thing in my backyard when nobody is watching. Where I come from that was called, "The Farmers Blow." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary D Posted January 29, 2020 Posted January 29, 2020 11 hours ago, intrepid said: Where I come from that was called, "The Farmers Blow." I my old running club it was the "snot rocket" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Support Tommy T. Posted January 29, 2020 Forum Support Posted January 29, 2020 13 hours ago, Gary D said: I can only do it when on my bicycle, if I do it not moving it ends up all down me. Maybe you just need to practise a bit more, Gary? Years ago I was on the island of Pohnpei in the mid-Pacific. I had a motorbike and was tanking up at a gas station. I noticed a pickup truck pull up next to me with several people in the back including a very lovely young woman. Sure, I was married, but I can look! Anyway, I stole a few glances at her and during one she leaned over the truck and spat a big, disgusting wad of red beetlenut juice onto the driveway. Yuck! I wish I could unsee that - ruined the whole image... Streets and walkways everywhere there were covered with big red splotches from that. People would drive along (never faster than 10 mph) ease open their car door (drivers and passengers alike) and expel their red bombs... More yuck! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Kid Posted January 30, 2020 Posted January 30, 2020 8 hours ago, Tommy T. said: Maybe you just need to practise a bit more, Gary? Years ago I was on the island of Pohnpei in the mid-Pacific. I had a motorbike and was tanking up at a gas station. I noticed a pickup truck pull up next to me with several people in the back including a very lovely young woman. Sure, I was married, but I can look! Anyway, I stole a few glances at her and during one she leaned over the truck and spat a big, disgusting wad of red beetlenut juice onto the driveway. Yuck! I wish I could unsee that - ruined the whole image... Streets and walkways everywhere there were covered with big red splotches from that. People would drive along (never faster than 10 mph) ease open their car door (drivers and passengers alike) and expel their red bombs... More yuck! Sounds like the perfect woman! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Support Tommy T. Posted January 30, 2020 Forum Support Posted January 30, 2020 Perfectly disgusting, AK! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graham59 Posted January 30, 2020 Posted January 30, 2020 Maybe I can combine with the dog topics ? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimeve Posted January 30, 2020 Posted January 30, 2020 57 minutes ago, graham59 said: Maybe I can combine with the dog topics ? I have a mate who is spitting image of him.(pun not intended) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Support Mike J Posted January 31, 2020 Forum Support Posted January 31, 2020 16 hours ago, Arizona Kid said: Sounds like the perfect woman! Not really, she was RIDING in the truck. You want a woman who OWNS the truck. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary D Posted January 31, 2020 Posted January 31, 2020 15 hours ago, jimeve said: I have a mate who is spitting image of him.(pun not intended) What the dog. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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