stevewool Posted February 1, 2020 Posted February 1, 2020 Sitting on the balcony and it’s just after 5am , there are people stirring, some walking past maybe going to work then others going to the sari sari store, then a trike pulls up across the street and there are 2 men in the trike and both are drunk. Best 15 minutes of the day so far, talk about me struggling to get out of a trike these 2 was struggling against each other, in the end the trike rider had to pull them out of the car, then it was how many hand shakes and Happy New Year plus don’t forget the Merry Christmas too, then there was the first pump thing myjiggy then the cuddles and then one was back in the sidecar and they was off. Well this bloke then was left alone swaying back and forth waving to his mate, then it was where do I live, I could see him looking at the doors now which one is his, yes he found it and after getting the door open he went in but never shut the door, a few minutes went by and yes the missis must have been woken up as I and maybe you lot heard her dulcet tones and yes she came to the door look around then banged it shut . I wonder if it’s more fun in the Philippines when he wakes up. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Support Old55 Posted February 2, 2020 Forum Support Posted February 2, 2020 Coming home drunk at 5am? Yea, a few times in the mid 70's? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted February 2, 2020 Posted February 2, 2020 Will take bets they were in Star Palace, as they kick you out at 4.45am....😜 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graham59 Posted February 2, 2020 Posted February 2, 2020 Reminds me of this funny YouTube vid.... 'I WILL get up this hill'. lol . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDDavao II Posted February 2, 2020 Posted February 2, 2020 I've come home at 5AM and fallen asleep at the kitchen table but that was wayyyy back in my twenties. I can honestly say that while I like my booze, I've never been, in the vernacular, "knee-walking drunk". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary D Posted February 2, 2020 Posted February 2, 2020 I was waiting for him to get into that car across the street and drive off. I knew an old builder who would drive his old van back from the pub Friday lunchtime with no problem them once he got out he was was like that guy walking up the hill. Yet he seemed to have complete control of his van, mind you I wouldn't have let him near any brickwork on a Friday afternoon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Peterson Posted February 2, 2020 Posted February 2, 2020 14 minutes ago, Gary D said: mind you I wouldn't have let him near any brickwork on a Friday afternoon. Knew a Plasterer many years ago that only did perfect work when Pissed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Support Tommy T. Posted February 2, 2020 Forum Support Posted February 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Jack Peterson said: Knew a Plasterer many years ago that only did perfect work when Pissed Because he was "plastered?" Sorry... had to say that... the Devil made me do it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Peterson Posted February 2, 2020 Posted February 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Tommy T. said: Because he was "plastered?" Sorry... had to say that... the Devil made me do it! Makes a change from "L" then eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Support Tommy T. Posted February 2, 2020 Forum Support Posted February 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Jack Peterson said: Makes a change from "L" then eh? She's not always at my elbow, Jack. I sneak out now and then for a comment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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