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Toilet Paper Shortage in the USA!

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They're just going to have to use both sides. :thumbsup:

Question:

What do these people DRY their 'ass' on after they've got it all wet ? :89:

Surely my clothes will get wet also ?   Must ask the Mrs. 

 

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44 minutes ago, graham59 said:

What do these people DRY their 'ass' on after they've got it all wet ? :89:

Shower curtain? :tongue:

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1 hour ago, graham59 said:

They're just going to have to use both sides. :thumbsup:

Question:

What do these people DRY their 'ass' on after they've got it all wet ? :89:

Surely my clothes will get wet also ?   Must ask the Mrs. 

 

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In Mel Brooks film 'Blazing Saddles' , he has the Mexican bandit slightly misquoting the the original script from 'The Treasure of the Sierra Madre', when his bandit says, "Badges ? We don't need no stinkin' badges ! "   

Here in SE Asia, they have a similar line.

"Toilet paper ? We don't need no stinkin' TP !  We use soap and water."

Note: To those who don't understand these non-Western, different cultural hygiene solutions re excretions....you really should learn how the global poor solve the daily problem that comes with keeping  a clean bum.

The use of 'modern' tissue, and now wet wipes is just that.... a recent, expensive and resource wasteful 'modern' solution for mostly Northern cold or arid climates use.

That said, rare is the ex-pat that can adapt or is willing to change over to what is arguably a faster, cleaner and more economical method of bum cleaning while living here.     

But you have to know how its done.... and then have the courage to give it a bit of practice.    :console:

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I'm willing to give anything a try...especially as it will save me money !

So...how do I stop my undies and other clothing from getting wet, after the generous application of the water ?  :89:

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Paper? Who uses paper?  We have a bum gun.  Only time we buy paper is if a foreigner is coming over for a visit. :tiphat:

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1 hour ago, graham59 said:

I'm willing to give anything a try...especially as it will save me money !

So...how do I stop my undies and other clothing from getting wet, after the generous application of the water ?  :89:

Stay naked and air dry...?:89:

Or maybe a few utots will do the trick for you?

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