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Toilet Paper Shortage in the USA!

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4 minutes ago, graham59 said:

Wasn't sure where to put this, so:

 

This is yet another one of those posts that make me want to reflect more than one reaction - shock, revulsion, laugh, disgust? So I picked laugh as the most appropriate..

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As I sit here being social at a distance, a question popped up about what to do about my current predicament.  My kitchen is about 4 paces away from the bathroom and I should be OK with my pants already down to my ankles (imagine a penguin walk). 

Here's the question......is flour tortilla flushable?  Need your answer ASAP!

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3 hours ago, Jake said:

Here's the question......is flour tortilla flushable? 

Yes Jake! It is flushable! 

 

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Posted (edited)

Whoever posted that is truly sick...

Why waste perfectly good tortillas without previously using them with food? I really don't understand.... Is it me who is crazy or???

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4 hours ago, Jake said:

Here's the question......is flour tortilla flushable?  

Depends on how full it is stuffed. :whistling:

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47 minutes ago, Tommy T. said:

Whoever posted that is truly sick...

Why waste perfectly good tortillas without previously using them with food? I really don't understand.... Is it me me who is crazy or???

Well Tommy, you got me pegged.  My humor is usually stupid toilet jokes but what else can I do but to grin and bear it.  I've already cleaned my 2nd Amendment toys a million times (for stress relief), so I might as well make light of our current situation.  

Regarding the tortilla (I made it back to the toilet in time, by the way), it looks strangely familiar with contents of an actual taco from Taco Bell.  Remind me NOT to go out on WED, THURS and FRIDAY for Taco Tuesdays anymore......he, he.

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1 hour ago, Tommy T. said:

Whoever posted that is truly sick...

Why waste perfectly good tortillas without previously using them with food? I really don't understand.... Is it me me who is crazy or???

I was only helping Jake by giving him an answer.

The truth is that the most stores are empty and those of us who don't want to use a tabo (like my wife does) seriously need alternatives to toilet paper (when there is none to be found).

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12 minutes ago, Jack D said:

alternatives to toilet paper

Bits of linen rags stacked by the John.  Just toss em in the trash rather than flushing them, or get the maid to wash them LOL

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20 minutes ago, Jack D said:

I was only helping Jake by giving him an answer.

The truth is that the most stores are empty and those of us who don't want to use a tabo (like my wife does) seriously need alternatives to toilet paper (when there is none to be found).

After you go through your paper towel supply, its back to the old ways. If you no longer subscribe to newsprint, better start looking for your ancestor's old stand-by's. Or may use what the classical Romans used....sponge on a stick. I think I'd go the tabo route long before I resorted to  that. :mocking:

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