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Toilet Paper Shortage in the USA!

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1 hour ago, Jake said:

Regarding the tortilla (I made it back to the toilet in time, by the way), it looks strangely familiar with contents of an actual taco from Taco Bell.  Remind me NOT to go out on WED, THURS and FRIDAY for Taco Tuesdays anymore......he, he.

Too much information, Jake!!!:facepalm_80_anim_gif:

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7 minutes ago, manofthecoldland said:

sponge on a stick

Great suggestion! I think I'll combine them with a tabo. :laugh:

 

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Okay, okay... I give...

It's good to see (maybe a bit scary perhaps?) that there are so many nutcases here on this forum...

Carry on...:hystery::hystery:

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2 minutes ago, Tommy T. said:

It's good to see (maybe a bit scary perhaps?) that there are so many nutcases here on this forum...

Carry on...:hystery::hystery:

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7 minutes ago, Tommy T. said:

Okay, okay... I give...

It's good to see (maybe a bit scary perhaps?) that there are so many nutcases here on this forum...

Carry on...:hystery::hystery:

Buttcases.....and I will definitely carry on.  No choice, I've gots the runs!  

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3 minutes ago, Jake said:

Buttcases.....and I will definitely carry on.  No choice, I've gots the runs!  

Jake... you are bat shit crazy!!!!:hystery::hystery:

Maybe also too many of those Taco Bell tacos??? Yuck!!!

 

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The old Latin proverb of 'Carpe Diem' (Seize the Day) might prove valuable, given the current situation.

Since now that over 50% of Americans are currently overweight or obese, this is their golden opportunity to try intermittent fasting.  Might as well go to the source of the problem and nip it in the bud at entry level rather than dealing with it at the exit level. Eat one or two meals a day and the waste output radically diminishes in both quantity and frequency.

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1 minute ago, manofthecoldland said:

Since now that over 50% of Americans are currently overweight or obese, this is their golden opportunity to try intermittent fasting.  Might as well go to the source of the problem and nip it in the bud at entry level rather than dealing with it at the exit level. Eat one or two meals a day and the waste output radically diminishes in both quantity and frequency.

Agreed... But now about the anal humour on this forum? Please do not throttle that back... I have not laughed so hard in weeks!!! Hmmm... time for me to visit the porcelain throne myself now since I have shaken everything through... so to speak...:shock_40_anim_gif:

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Not about politics.  Its about funny as hell.

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10 minutes ago, Dave Hounddriver said:

Not about politics.  Its about funny as hell.

 

Ah... Dave... you are sounding like a true cheesehead, eh?

Ooohhh and so sorry, we are off topic again... mea culpa....

 

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