Jake Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 Hey Marvin, just follow a carabao for a couple miles with a wheelbarrow and shovel. Most of the rice that we consume is grown in wet rice fields that are littered with those fresh droppings. Perhaps you can make a YouTube on the Bowel Movement of a Water Buffalo....he, he. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hounddriver Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Jake said: Bowel Movement of a Water Buffalo Well Feck Me Dead! Just for fun I googled to see if someone had already done it and . . . . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Dave Hounddriver said: Well Feck Me Dead! Just for fun I googled to see if someone had already done it and . . . . That video gives me a great idea. I gonna patent a battery operated tail to wipe my butt clean. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Support Tommy T. Posted March 15, 2020 Forum Support Posted March 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Jake said: That video gives me a great idea. I gonna patent a battery operated tail to wipe my butt clean. So you've already given up on the tabo tabo method? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 16, 2020 Posted March 16, 2020 7 hours ago, Tommy T. said: So you've already given up on the tabo tabo method? Yep!! The finger wave is beginning to give me some unusual stimulation.....he, he. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Support Tommy T. Posted March 16, 2020 Forum Support Posted March 16, 2020 I mean this with all due respect, Jake... You are one sick puppy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 16, 2020 Posted March 16, 2020 20 minutes ago, Tommy T. said: I mean this with all due respect, Jake... You are one sick puppy! Well, thank you Tommy. The old cliche -- once a sailor, always a sailor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Support Tommy T. Posted March 16, 2020 Forum Support Posted March 16, 2020 (edited) Exactly... The only difference, Jake, is that you were a paid sailor and I did it for free. Otherwise, the same!!! Edited March 16, 2020 by Tommy T. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Support Tommy T. Posted March 16, 2020 Forum Support Posted March 16, 2020 (edited) Several years ago I was visiting a zoo in Saigon - a really nice zoo there, actually. Then I came across a hippopotamus in his(her?) enclave. Suddenly its tail started to sweep around in a circle just like a fan. The crowd around was looking at this and all of us were puzzled by this action. And then the animal started to poo so it fanned the poo all over the place, including on some close standing bystanders. It was hilarious! I have a video somewhere but cannot find it now. I guess it worked, because the hippo's ass remained clean. It was just the environment and some of the audience that was sprayed... Edited March 16, 2020 by Tommy T. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum Support Mike J Posted March 17, 2020 Forum Support Posted March 17, 2020 On 3/16/2020 at 2:53 PM, Jake said: Well, thank you Tommy. The old cliche -- once a sailor, always a sailor. Old sailors never die, they just go down with the ship. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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