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8 minutes ago, Mike J said:

I was having lunch at Ayala while my wife shopped and a young lady offered to "join me for lunch".  I told her the last time my wife saw me with someone else she chased her with a bolo.  :tongue:

Ah... Mike... does that mean you did not share your lunch with this pretty girl? Just asking....:89:

(of course, I already know the answer... just being a bit mischievous here, now...)

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Just now, Tommy T. said:

Ah... Mike... does that mean you did not share your lunch with this pretty girl? Just asking....:89:

She didn't stay long enough. :tongue:   One time here in Moalboal I ordered chicken from the local chicken stand.  I told the counter person that I wanted two breasts.  A very attractive young lady behind her said: "Oh, he wants two breasts" as she used her hands to push up her own breasts.  I could not help but smile and laugh as I called her a "naughty girl".  By the time I left the entire crew  were all laughing.   Fun times for sure. :thumbsup:

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1 minute ago, Mike J said:

  By the time I left the entire crew  were all laughing.   Fun times for sure.

And her poor breasts were left hanging... so sad...:hystery:

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I have them sex my chicken first.

Don't want a cock. 

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On 6/24/2020 at 11:40 AM, Side show said:

Any tips of dating would be appreciated.

Get a haircut comes to mind :rolleyes:

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...a hair cut is out of the question.....if you have it flaunt it...

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21 minutes ago, Side show said:

...a hair cut is out of the question.....if you have it flaunt it...

LOL, I'm getting much too thin up there to pull off dreadlocks. 

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