Beware of dating sites!

[Methersgate]

Now, these snaps don't actually come from a dating site, but they do make a point!

1. My wife, snapped by a professional photographer:

Same lady, within a few days, selfie tweaked with a Photoshop type app on her phone:

Now, I very much prefer the "wholesome" version, but then I'm married to her, not looking to date her.

But to say, these days, that "the camera cannot lie!" is absurd! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[stevewool]

Many many years ago in a far off place.

I was on the ,internet date site and there she was , and we started chatting , i could not believe my luck and what made it much better there was a picture too, ok it was a little made up, hair done and make up on , but what a looker, we started chatting and arranged to meet up a week or so later and i must admit i was doing the running here.

Well the site that greeted me once she opened the door, ROTUND sprang to mind.

I soon learnt that lesson

[Jake]

2 hours ago, Methersgate said:

But to say, these days, that "the camera cannot lie!" is absurd! 

 

Hey Andrew, no need to photoshop or special effects.  K's natural beauty is in full bloom -- awesome shot!

By the way, does K have a sister that I can be enchanted with?  Just kidding.......

[Bruce]

7 hours ago, stevewool said:

Well the site that greeted me once she opened the door, ROTUND sprang to mind

But you left out the rest of the story... you know about her hairy chest. Hairy chest? Yes... hairy chest. You remember the hair went all the way down to her testicles!

[stevewool]

6 hours ago, Bruce said:

But you left out the rest of the story... you know about her hairy chest. Hairy chest? Yes... hairy chest. You remember the hair went all the way down to her testicles!

We all have to keep something back , cant let you all know i jumped in with both feet first right up to my neck in s--t