Silver Lining #2

[scott h]

One great thing about wearing masks and face shields in the malls and stores. Us gentlemen of advanced age and delicate digestive systems can now, hmmm, pass gas, quietly, without discomforting others 

The bad side is now the old SBD (silent but deadly) is now a thing of the past 

[Snowy79]

32 minutes ago, scott h said:

One great thing about wearing masks and face shields in the malls and stores. Us gentlemen of advanced age and delicate digestive systems can now, hmmm, pass gas, quietly, without discomforting others 

The bad side is now the old SBD (silent but deadly) is now a thing of the past 

You only think you can pass gas quietly until you realise the batteries in your hearing aids are gone.

[Mike J]

Older patient - Doctor, my hearing has gotten so bad I can't even hear myself fart.

Doctor - I am writing you a prescription.  Take three of these a day and you will be fine.

Patient - They have pills to fix you hearing now, that is amazing!

Doctor - Your hearing won't improve, but your farts will start sounding like a pistol shot. 

[roddavis]

I saw on a tee-shirt with the quarantines these days:

If you hear my farts, your closer than six feet

If you smell my fart, you are too close!

[Jollygoodfellow]

On 10/12/2020 at 7:33 PM, scott h said:

One great thing about wearing masks and face shields in the malls and stores. Us gentlemen of advanced age and delicate digestive systems can now, hmmm, pass gas, quietly, without discomforting others

Meant to wear on face. Please read instructions