Winding up the wife

[RobH]

The other night the wife decided to eat her evening meal at her desk in our bedroom. She put her meal down and said to me don't let the dog get it. Off she went to get her coffee.

When she came back  said to her the dog nearly ate her food, but I  had managed to stop it, The dog had just licked the end of the hot dog, I told her to cut off the end of the hot dog where it had been licked, I gave the dog the cut off bit, Marilou then ate her dinner, I asked her did it taste OK  no funny taste, she said it was OK. I then told her that the dog had licked the whole length

of the hot dog, that caused instant wreching and a trip to the CR, I told her she would get a dog disease, boy did she make a scene, made worse by my asking if she felt fur growing out of her back and legs, this went on for a couple of hours.  After constant checking for fresh signs of new dog fur growing  she then realized that I had been winding her up, both I and the dog are now forgiven, but she hasn't eaten in the bedroom since.

[OnMyWay]

It will be a few years before you will be getting any hot dog licking! 

[Graywulf]

I'll be very interested in the future story of her 'revenge'

[MotorSarge]

9 hours ago, Graywulf said:

I'll be very interested in the future story of her 'revenge'

It will be "Tinapa"....but not in the dirty kitchen..

[Clermont]

Game man Rob, H.