Hard As Steel

[Jollygoodfellow]

A British man got his penis stuck so firmly in a steel pipe it had to be cut free with a metal grinder. The man, aged in his 40s, waited nervously for 30 minutes as seven firefighters help cut him free from the pipe in Southampton on Tuesday, The Sun newspaper reports. Earlier attempts to free the man failed because the pipe had restricted his blood flow and left him in a state of arousal, a spokesman for the Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service said. "It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting," he was quoted as saying. "It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again." The man was taken to Southampton General Hospital with bruising and swelling but was otherwise fine. He did not say how he became stuck in the pipe.

[Mik]

His name was Peter Piper..

Edited January 8, 2010 by M.Morey

[Mr Lee]

A British man got his penis stuck so firmly in a steel pipe it had to be cut free with a metal grinder. The man, aged in his 40s, waited nervously for 30 minutes as seven firefighters help cut him free from the pipe in Southampton on Tuesday, The Sun newspaper reports. Earlier attempts to free the man failed because the pipe had restricted his blood flow and left him in a state of arousal, a spokesman for the Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service said. "It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting," he was quoted as saying. "It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again." The man was taken to Southampton General Hospital with bruising and swelling but was otherwise fine. He did not say how he became stuck in the pipe.

That sounds like BS to me but some men will stick their tools into any opening, I have met many of them in the Philippines. Anyway, why the heck did they not just put some ice on it. Have any of you ever jumped into ice cold water, it usually shrivels like prune. :yes: Maybe the guy took an OD of Cialis or Viagra, I sure know that I would never stick my tool anywhere it did not belong. :welcome: I value it too much. :yes:

[brock]

When he was taken to the hospital, He asked the staff if they could take away the pain, but leave the swelling :welcome:

[Jollygoodfellow]

When he was taken to the hospital, He asked the staff if they could take away the pain, but leave the swelling :yes:

And that's when they hit it with a hammer........................................:welcome:

[Travis]

A British man got his penis stuck so firmly in a steel pipe it had to be cut free with a metal grinder.The man, aged in his 40s, waited nervously for 30 minutes as seven firefighters help cut him free from the pipe in Southampton on Tuesday, The Sun newspaper reports. Earlier attempts to free the man failed because the pipe had restricted his blood flow and left him in a state of arousal, a spokesman for the Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service said. "It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting," he was quoted as saying. "It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again." The man was taken to Southampton General Hospital with bruising and swelling but was otherwise fine. He did not say how he became stuck in the pipe.

ouch I heard then guys were strange

[tom_shor]

A British man got his penis stuck so firmly in a steel pipe it had to be cut free with a metal grinder.The man, aged in his 40s, waited nervously for 30 minutes as seven firefighters help cut him free from the pipe in Southampton on Tuesday, The Sun newspaper reports. Earlier attempts to free the man failed because the pipe had restricted his blood flow and left him in a state of arousal, a spokesman for the Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service said. "It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting," he was quoted as saying. "It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again." The man was taken to Southampton General Hospital with bruising and swelling but was otherwise fine. He did not say how he became stuck in the pipe.

I was just walking along minding my own. business when suddenly this pipe jumped out and bit my willie.