Things That Make You Scratch Your Head And Wonder #5

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I get Kidnapped

 

got to remember ex, been married a long time,,,she has access to all my pension and the credit cards

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EVERYONE knows that if you go outside in the cool air after using an iron, you will get sick!!!

 

Aha!!  Thats why I could not get my Canadian wife to go out and shovel the snow after she done the ironing.  Wondered about that.

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My ex could live in the rain............she never ironed.

 

My present tells me not to shower when I'm hot...........wait until I cool off.

 

I tell not to worry I'm not mad and shower anyway.

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Hahaha you guys sure make my day

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Now I have been married for over 21 years, and thought I have heard it all. You know, don't get your hair wet by rain, but showering and such is fine.

 

Well yesterday, I was told to go to the sari sari store to get come coke (it was raining softly) . I did it no questions asked, normal. Returned and my wife said thanks and that the reason I went and not her brother was....Wait for it...

 

He had just got done ironing his shirt for work, and EVERYONE knows that if you go outside in the cool air after using an iron, you will get sick!!!

 

MY GOD!!!! Just what in the name of all that's holy have we gotten ourselves into!!! :1 (103):

 

:hystery:  :cheersty:

:hystery:

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couldnt her brother use an Umbrella ?

Huge risk, so only if he changed into another shirt first.   :hystery:  Maybe he only has one shirt?  :unsure:

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I dont know what the fuss is about, it is done to appease the Ironing God!

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My gawd, you guys don't know nothing!!!

By going out in the rain after ironing your shirt, you either (a) will get electrocuted as the iron is still plugged in, or (b) the Ironing Gawds will be insulted and your iron will never run hot again!!! The scary part? I borrowed a friend's iron and, as he was telling me this about staying out in the rain, well, his iron caught on fire...!

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