How To Make Your Filipina Wives Happy?

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Curley

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This list obviously wasn't written with the Filipina wife in mind.

If ya wanna keep her happy you should.

1. compliment her on the nice Bagagoong and salty green mango salad she serves

2. Without prodding ask her to have cousins Ding Dong , jong jong, Bing Bing and their family Join you at the Beach resort with a karioke machine

3. Insist she get the best Smart phone --diamond studed bling cover a must.

4. Lovingly insist on watching the Korean Telenovela with her instead of football

5 Lovingly insist on watching bizarre GMA Telenovelas with her instead of football

6 Ditto Ditto...Wow Wow Wee Dito

7. Offer to clean the Tapo bucket handle

8. Make a date to the Cinema -- with smuggled in foods and drinks (with rice of course)

9. Speaking of rice. Order Rice for her even when eating pizza and spaghetti.

10. Get her own customized ATM card in pink and keep the sucker topped up! ( of course this is universal,but Filipinas are swept of guard with customized aspect )

HMMMMM Maybe a Fillipina is not what I'm looking for? :unsure:

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Julia

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This list obviously wasn't written with the Filipina wife in mind.

If ya wanna keep her happy you should.

1. compliment her on the nice Bagoong and salty green mango salad she serves

2. Without prodding ask her to have cousins Ding Dong , jong jong, Bing Bing and their family Join you at the Beach resort with a karoake machine

3. Insist she get the best Smart phone --diamond studed bling cover a must.

4. Lovingly insist on watching the Korean Telenovela with her instead of football

5 Lovingly insist on watching bizarre GMA Telenovelas with her instead of football

6 Ditto Ditto...Wow Wow Wee Dito

7. Offer to clean the Tapo bucket handle

8. Make a date to the Cinema -- with smuggled in foods and drinks (with rice of course)

9. Speaking of rice. Order Rice for her even when eating pizza and spaghetti.

10. Get her own customized ATM card in pink and keep the sucker topped up! ( of course this is universal,but Filipinas are swept of guard with customized aspect )

HMMMMM Maybe a Fillipina is not what I'm looking for? :unsure:

wait till you hear this, Curley --- # 9 should be rice served with fried "dead" fish :mocking:

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Curley

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wait till you hear this, Curley --- # 9 should be rice served with fried "dead" fish

Aren't ALL fried fish dead? Perhaps this is a Fillipina way of describing the smelly dried fish?

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Jake

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wait till you hear this, Curley --- # 9 should be rice served with fried "dead" fish

Aren't ALL fried fish dead? Perhaps this is a Fillipina way of describing the smelly dried fish?

Hmmm.....Curley and your co-conspirator Julia is giving me another opportunity to rearrange

both of your wordings that would reveal my dirty little mind (again).

However, at the risk of getting my pee-pee whack by the Boss Man (again), I will refrain my-

self from going over the edge of PG rating.

Good boy ako -- Jake

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nor cal mike

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I'm with you Jake, however, the the topic is "How to make your Filipina wives happy".

To bad I have only one.

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Julia

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wait till you hear this, Curley --- # 9 should be rice served with fried "dead" fish

Aren't ALL fried fish dead? Perhaps this is a Fillipina way of describing the smelly dried fish?

Hmmm.....Curley and your co-conspirator Julia is giving me another opportunity to rearrange

both of your wordings that would reveal my dirty little mind (again).

Good boy ako -- Jake

Basta ako, good gurl din, Jake :mocking:

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3. Insist she get the best Smart phone --diamond studed bling cover a must.

oh dear ............ how chav .................. :mocking:

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3. Insist she get the best Smart phone --diamond studed bling cover a must.

oh dear ............ how chav .................. :mocking:

:wasntme: :mocking:

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Maybe this is more like it:

(just quoted)

It's not difficult to make a wife happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef :th_thbarbaque:

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A good understanding

15. An astrologer

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly :thumbs-up-smile:

46. Love shopping

47. Be honest

48. Be very rich

49. Not stress her out

50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* :flamebd:

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Leave him alone.

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nor cal mike

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Maybe this is more like it:

(just quoted)

It's not difficult to make a wife happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef :th_thbarbaque:

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A good understanding

15. An astrologer

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly :thumbs-up-smile:

46. Love shopping

47. Be honest

48. Be very rich

49. Not stress her out

50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* :flamebd:

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Leave him alone.

And of course love that brown sugar !!!! I do, I swear I do !!!!!

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