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Bruce, Is that Pzifer's Viagra or generic viagra from China? You must be rich because the real Viagra is now over $25 a piece.

 

 

Viagra pills are dangerous, I got one stuck in my throat and it gave me a stiff neck.

 

But the company that makes Viagra now make sex aid eye drops...They make you look Hard.

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Bruce
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Bruce, Is that Pzifer's Viagra or generic viagra from China? You must be rich because the real Viagra is now over $25 a piece.

 

Really? $25 a piece? That is equal to or more than the street value of oxy pills. So....... If they are worth so much, why are all these fools risking SERIOUS prison time selling a narcotic pill when they could get similar money from selling Viagra without the narcotic jail time added on the the selling of a script medication? 

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Sorry Bruce, can't help you.... Only time I would have spent that far north was farther north than they are - Military Survival courses or some of our more northern bases for a quick visit... You're on your own so you'll just have to live with it...

 

Is that the course where you have to kill a walrus, gut it and then crawl inside to keep warm until the helicoptor come looking for you? :th_unfair:

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Is that the course where you have to kill a walrus, gut it and then crawl inside to keep warm until the helicoptor come looking for you?

 

If the passenger in the helicopter is Sarah Palin, she will go ahead as shoot the dead walrus because Sarah is a renegade.

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i am bob
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Sorry Bruce, can't help you.... Only time I would have spent that far north was farther north than they are - Military Survival courses or some of our more northern bases for a quick visit... You're on your own so you'll just have to live with it...

 

Is that the course where you have to kill a walrus, gut it and then crawl inside to keep warm until the helicoptor come looking for you? :th_unfair:

Close...  They drop you in the Arctic with a knife and what ever you have in your pockets - and they check your pockets for anything other than a candle and matches.   So you have to be good at hiding things like a calorie bar or trail mix.  And, yes, this is where it is definitely all white and very cold.  They come back for you after a week eating fish you catch with a shoelace and safety pin through a hole you cut in the ice with your knife.  Hope your candle holds out or you will have raw fish. Same with any rabbits you may catch.  Of course the polar bears don't worry about cooking you so your candle will be safe.  Did I mention you don't have any weapons other than your knife for protection? 

 

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Sorry Bruce, can't help you.... Only time I would have spent that far north was farther north than they are - Military Survival courses or some of our more northern bases for a quick visit... You're on your own so you'll just have to live with it...

 

Is that the course where you have to kill a walrus, gut it and then crawl inside to keep warm until the helicoptor come looking for you? :th_unfair:

Close...  They drop you in the Arctic with a knife and what ever you have in your pockets - and they check your pockets for anything other than a candle and matches.   So you have to be good at hiding things like a calorie bar or trail mix.  And, yes, this is where it is definitely all white and very cold.  They come back for you after a week eating fish you catch with a shoelace and safety pin through a hole you cut in the ice with your knife.  Hope your candle holds out or you will have raw fish. Same with any rabbits you may catch.  Of course the polar bears don't worry about cooking you so your candle will be safe.  Did I mention you don't have any weapons other than your knife for protection? 

 

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Oh yeah? huh, Oh Yeah??? Well you will find me at the HOLIDAY FRIGGING INN! Crazy I am... stupit I am not. :hystery:

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