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Jack Peterson
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STOP PRESS

Something is wrong here, seems no out of Stock.jpg here in fact:Toilet paper advert.jpg  :hystery:

 

 

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AlwaysRt
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On 6/12/2017 at 1:37 PM, Dave Hounddriver said:

To keep everything else dry when using your bum gun, seat yourself as far forward as you can so that your skin is right up against the toilet seat, then spray from behind and water only goes where it is supposed to.  It does not go all over the place like it does when a filipina uses one while squatting on the seat.

ok, this keeps nagging at me. Sounds doable at home but a little hesitant to have my "skin is right up against the toilet seat". Clean at home but what are you rubbing against when at a public facility? Is that "the" secret, or do locals have another way of not coming out of the CR looking like they jumped in the kiddie pool?

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Gary D
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The reason you rarely see a toilet seat is because they get broken by the locals standing on them to squat and the reason the floor is wet is because they think it is clean that way.

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Dave Hounddriver
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1 hour ago, AlwaysRt said:

do locals have another way of not coming out of the CR looking like they jumped in the kiddie pool?

 

31 minutes ago, Gary D said:

The reason you rarely see a toilet seat is because they get broken by the locals standing on them to squat and the reason the floor is wet is because they think it is clean that way.

Yep.  You gotta watch and learn like Gary.  When you use the CR behind certain locals its like wading through the kiddie pool.  Others have learned to use tissue or wet wipes, they sell them in vending machines in many public CRs.  If you want an example of this, go to the CR at the boulevard and pay the lady to use it.  Wait a sec and she will give you a little piece of tissue that is included in the price.  So locals do use it at time.s

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Gary D
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Which brings us onto the problem of buying decent paper rather than the ultra thin small size rolls.

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AlwaysRt
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5 minutes ago, Gary D said:

Which brings us onto the problem of buying decent paper rather than the ultra thin small size rolls.

Yes, of course, the wrong paper is such a pain in the a$$ :nudie:

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Gerald Glatt
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This thread gives new meaning to gun control

 

:boohoo::nudie::Caught:

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Jack Peterson
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On 6/13/2017 at 5:47 PM, Gary D said:

Which brings us onto the problem of buying decent paper rather than the ultra thin small size rolls.

toilet Roll.jpg Just for you Gary now don't tell anyone EH?

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Dave Hounddriver
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Its not only Philippines that runs out of paper in the CR

 

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