Size XXXL

[Jollygoodfellow]

3 hours ago, Gary D said:

The US perfect 10 is a comfy 12 in the UK.

I never knew they had different scales for deciding the perfect woman. 

[Dave Hounddriver]

In Casablanca restaurant, they have an XXL schnitzel.  Not believing it (because we are in the Philippines after all), my mother and I each ordered one.  It filled the plate and could have fed 4 well-mannered people or 2 pigs.  Worth a look if you are hungry for some meat and in Dumaguete.  As for T-shirts.  I had 2 special made.  Size 6XL, the largest they know how to make.  They were gifts for my sons-in-law in Canada.  Neither of them fit properly.  My son-in-laws each weigh over 400 pounds and are over 6 feet tall.  Filipinos cannot comprehend making clothes for giants.

[Gary D]

5 hours ago, Jollygoodfellow said:

I never knew they had different scales for deciding the perfect woman. 

The US size 10 is equivalent to a UK 12.

[Jollygoodfellow]

7 hours ago, Dave Hounddriver said:

It filled the plate and could have fed 4 well-mannered people or 2 pigs. 

Bastonjock has no pigs to feed so give it to the well mannered.

[Clermont]

Also, when buying shoes, both shoes aren't necessary the same size. Last time I was over there I was shopping for sand shoes, one fitted good the other one to the pair too tight. Asked the sales girl why this was, "Maybe sir you have different sized feet, " don't you just love them when they stump you with their answer's. 

[hk blues]

6 hours ago, Clermont said:

Also, when buying shoes, both shoes aren't necessary the same size. Last time I was over there I was shopping for sand shoes, one fitted good the other one to the pair too tight. Asked the sales girl why this was, "Maybe sir you have different sized feet, " don't you just love them when they stump you with their answer's. 

To be fair, it is far more likely your feet are different sizes as these shoes are mass produced on machines so size variation is unlikely.  

[Jack Peterson]

5 minutes ago, hk blues said:

To be fair, it is far more likely your feet are different sizes

 I was under the impression that they are different sizes, I know my left foot is slightly smaller than my right 

[Gary D]

3 hours ago, Jack Peterson said:

 I was under the impression that they are different sizes, I know my left foot is slightly smaller than my right 

That's why if you crash landed in a desert you will walk in a large circle.

[Jack Peterson]

3 minutes ago, Gary D said:

That's why if you crash landed in a desert you will walk in a large circle.

 You would I think Have the same problem when you hand on a piece of ice that penetrates one foot only

[Arizona Kid]

On 4/5/2019 at 3:10 PM, stevewool said:

Funny you should say that Jack, I have been losing weight but it’s going back on now, it’s muscle.

It all turns into dick at midnight!