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OH, OH.....another navy vs army jab


Jake

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I think I"m gonna be shot at dawn by all you diggers and a certain US army sergeant major (Scott H).  

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Those who can do............those who cant...........talk about it :lipssealed_80_anim_gif:

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19 hours ago, Yeochief said:

Go Navy!!!!

Good morning Chief.  

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Sense I was not in the military I have no skin in this battle of jokes but have heard some good ones over the years.  Can we place our Army Navy jokes here or start another thread?  Hope I can tell this with no offense and just for fun. 

Why does the Army have mules and the Nave have Marines?  Army had first choice!:whistling:

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11 hours ago, intrepid said:

Sense I was not in the military I have no skin in this battle of jokes but have heard some good ones over the years.  Can we place our Army Navy jokes here or start another thread?  Hope I can tell this with no offense and just for fun. 

Why does the Army have mules and the Nave have Marines?  Army had first choice!:whistling:

Good morning officer Danny, now you're being too humble.  You wore the blue uniform for 30 years, have been exposed in the most extreme weather conditions, just to serve and protect the public.  Your uniform was stained of blood, sorrow, frustration and extended family separation.  I will never forget my tears of joy whenever I see a picture of an officer saving someone's life.  And you guys run towards a firefight, like any good soldier would do. 

I salute you SIR and as a former command master chief, USN.....I hereby appoint you to the rank of MasterBater.  Just like me.  

By the way Army......good choice on the mule, especially the virgin ones.  
 

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My dad was 30 years Royal Navy...then did 15 years teaching at Army college. 

My Granddad was 35 years British Army. (Major). 

As a kid in Singapore, when our school buses crossed paths , we used to shout out the windows "Army's barmy ! "

They used to shout back "Navy's crazy !" .

That's about all I can contribute...but the British navy is referred to as the 'Senior Service'. :smile:  

 

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5 hours ago, graham59 said:

British navy is referred to as the 'Senior Service'. :smile:  

I guess you are to young to remember that brand of cigarettes.......image.jpeg

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