Popular Post sonjack2847 Posted May 7, 2012 Popular Post Posted May 7, 2012 I was entering my apartment building on Sunday. An American who lives on the ground floor called me and Sim over and starts to tell me a story. He said, this morning the caretakers assistant came knocking on my door with a pregnant Philippina she looked him straight in the eye and said remember me.You get me pregnant. Well he said no I don`t remember you.So she went away. Then he told me that he has not had sex in a long time but would remember if he did as he has not had alcohol since 1974. He also told me that she also went to our friends around the corner, who also is a non drinker and his wife is pregnant. And then the American says did she come to your apartment well she never but Sim is also pregnant and at the same stage as our friends. I wonder how many Kano`s doors she will knock before she gets the right one. So what I want to know which one of you did it, come on own up. And keep her away from the rest of us haha :thumbsup: 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campero Posted May 7, 2012 Posted May 7, 2012 hahahahaha..............to me it's very obvious...............SHE is the drinker!!!! Regards, Campero 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonjack2847 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Posted May 7, 2012 Well maybe she is but it is a true story Kevin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jollygoodfellow Posted May 7, 2012 Posted May 7, 2012 So what I want to know which one of you did it, come on own up. And keep her away from the rest of us haha OK OK it was me, damn vasectomy, I thought it would last me out but NO. :6: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashanti Posted May 7, 2012 Posted May 7, 2012 So what I want to know which one of you did it, come on own up. And keep her away from the rest of us haha stop hiding behind sims and own up!!! :hystery: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i am bob Posted May 7, 2012 Posted May 7, 2012 I cannot tell a lie... Jake...? :mocking: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted May 7, 2012 Posted May 7, 2012 I cannot tell a lie... Jake...? :mocking: I'm disqualified to donate any of my blood to a blood bank, Hell, I can't even donate to a sperm bank because my "little swimmers" will probably drown en route. Anybody know of any dying horse willing to donate his "organ" for me? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i am bob Posted May 7, 2012 Posted May 7, 2012 I cannot tell a lie... Jake...? :mocking: I'm disqualified to donate any of my blood to a blood bank, Hell, I can't even donate to a sperm bank because my "little swimmers" will probably drown en route. Anybody know of any dying horse willing to donate his "organ" for me? Sorry! The only dying horses I know only play piano... :mocking: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i am bob Posted May 7, 2012 Posted May 7, 2012 In my days of searching for a good ex-pat site for the Philippines (before I found this GREAT ex-pat site!) I would come across stories similar to what the OP posted. I wonder how many of these ladies were successful at finding their soon-to-be husbands? Or were they just looking for a new bank? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Peterson Posted May 7, 2012 Posted May 7, 2012 (edited) I cannot tell a lie... Jake...? :mocking: I'm disqualified to donate any of my blood to a blood bank, Hell, I can't even donate to a sperm bank because my "little swimmers" will probably drown en route. Anybody know of any dying horse willing to donate his "organ" for me? :hystery: Jake is this one any good to you Buyer collects :mocking: Edited May 7, 2012 by Jack Peterson 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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