Philippines Expats With Vertically Challenged Filipina’S?

[Jake]

now big around ...... that's a whole different ball of wax .....

That would be called "Horizontally Challenged" :mocking:

Oh boy.......with my dirty thoughts, how I love to comment on this one! But I'm sure Boss Man will whack

my pee-pee again.

Oh never mind......he, he.

Horizontally challenged -- Jake

[Old55]

I'm 16 inches taller than my wife but still look up to her.

"Under Tall" Love it!

Word is that Jake "likes" a good challenge.

Edited August 22, 2012 by Old55

[Jack Peterson]

I'm 16 inches taller than my wife but still look up to her.

Who said romance was dead? Just love this Old sir. In a nutshell. :thumbsup: true Love & Respect :)

JP. :tiphat:

[wombatphil]

Some Filipina-Foreigner couples feature significant height differences. :whistling:

Any interesting stories guys?

To any questions in that regards about our children my wife says ‘where there’s a will there’s a way”. Just another reason why I love that woman. :lol:

Yeah, alright then...

The first Filipina wife was, without shoes, 5' 4 1/2".

The second was either (I forgot) 4' 6.5" or 4' 7.5"... Anyway, whatever, she was just exactly the right height, just up to my nipple, to rest my elbow on her head, almost horizontally, while holding a beer.

The last and final wife (for 9 years next month) is 4' 11"... Sort of in between the other two.

And you know, it didn't, and doesn't, make a bit of difference to anything, bugger all mate... Made love the same, walked the streets holding hands the same, had kids the same (8 overall) ate food the same etc. The only trouble was that I kept falling over the second one coz I couldn't see her.

[wombatphil]

I'm 16 inches taller than my wife but still look up to her.

My God, "get off your knees man, get off your knees"!!!

[GregZ]

now big around ...... that's a whole different ball of wax .....

That would be called "Horizontally Challenged" :mocking:

Keeping in line with the definitions.... wouldn't that be "Horizontally Gifted"? :hystery:

[Mike S]

Keeping in line with the definitions.... wouldn't that be "Horizontally Gifted"?

Hey GregZ ...... I definately like your reply much better ........ I shall form now on refer to myself as Horizontally Gifted ....... what the hell ever that means ..... :hystery: :hystery: :thumbsup: :cheersty:

[i am bob]

All I know is my ex's were horizontally challenged.

Vertically challenged sounds so much better!

:mocking:

Reason for edit - It's 6:30 in the am and haven't figured out my vertical from my horizontal yet!

Edited August 24, 2012 by i am bob

[Old55]

Or as Jake would say.... "vertical horizontal whatever, its all good". :hystery:

[Ashanti]

my husband says, i might be vertically challenged but very noisy ............. :lol:

and jakey please dont even go there ............................. :rolleyes: