0 To 100 In A Short Time... Filipinas And Sex

[joeatmanila]

Ok Ok enough about the condoms!!! I haven't use them long time now since I do not need them in a monogamous relation with my wife. But I guess we all can find them.

[Steve GCC]

I was told ones sold locally are smaller and always bring from home........

[BrettGC]

I love my vasectomy :540:

[Tukaram (Tim)]

I love my vasectomy :540:

 

When I go back to the US next year I need to get one :tiphat:

[frosty (chris)]

I was at the $1 shop the other day and in front of the cashier there are condoms from china( just my size) for sale 100 pesos for 3 packets of three, she didn't bat an eye when I put them in with my other goods.

[Thomas]

for the new people living here, it is a "recent" event that they are being sold at 7/11 or other markets, when i 1st arrived. only at the "drug store" and then you had to ask, now at the same 'drug store chain" they are now at the check out counter.

Last year the Philippine parlament approved a law, which make it less hard to get birth control, but the Catholic church has gone to court trying to stop it...  

[BrettGC]

 

I love my vasectomy :540:

 

When I go back to the US next year I need to get one :tiphat:

 

 

A tale of woe, then triumph:  Brett's Vasectomy...

 

In ’98 at the tender age of 29 I was married with three kids and in the Navy. Wife and I discussed the issue and decided a vasectomy would be the best option. Off I trotted to medical only to be informed that they wouldn't pay for it until I was 30, apparently 365 days of wisdom makes all the difference. Fast forward 12 months to March ’99 and the procedure is approved. I was given the choice of a general at the Darwin Private Hospital or a local in the brand new shiny medical centre at HMAS Coonawarra (Darwin). It would be done by the same specialist in either venue. Darwin Private was having some major golden staph issues at the time and I sometimes have a reaction to general anaesthesia so I opted for the staph free base.

The big day arrives and the procedure begins. I was up on my elbows watching the whole time; there was no way I was letting anyone near the boys with sharp instruments without close supervision!

First side: Minor pain while they administered the anaesthetic, quick cut, pull out the vas, cut out a section, cauterise, stitch up the ends and sew the chicken skin back up. One side done.

Second Side: Quick cut, pull out the vas, cut out a section, nurse says “Oh dear”. Apparently the vas has a fair amount of elasticity and when in one piece there’s a little bit of tension along its length. The lower end had slipped out of the doctor’s tweezers – and who can blame the poor little bugger – and promptly disappeared like a snake down a hole as close to its originating point as it could get. The doctor spent the next 15 minutes with what felt like a torque wrench and bolt cutters trying to retrieve the slippery offender. He finally, quite literally, dug it out..Cauterise, stitch up the ends and sew the chicken skin up. Side two done! Doctor: “There may be more bruising than what’s normally expected”… Brett: “No sh&t Sherlock”. Yeah there was but no pain as such, just very tender. I’ve worn boxers most of my life but to stop the tackle swinging in the wind I actually wore briefs for a couple of days to alleviate the pain causing movement.

Fast forward 2 weeks: Now I’d been told that the doctor had used dissolvable stitches but after about 14 days there were still a few hanging around. We’d been to a 21st party that night and I was about 25 sheets to the wind. When we arrived home the stitches were itching a lot. Due to my inebriated state I decided that they’d been there far too long and I needed to help the process a long a little with some tweezers and a pair of finger nail scissors. 2 days after arriving home from the Darwin Private hospital casualty ward the first signs of staph appeared…. Cleared up after about 10 days but I was walking around with lawn bowls between my legs for most of that in a LOT of pain.

Fast forward to December 2000: Wife and I had split up about 12 months previously (yes, the irony is dripping) and I’d been seeing a lovely lady by the name of Kasia for about 2 months. I receive a phone call from the lovely Kasia that went like this:

“Brett Brett, I’m pregnant”

“Congratulations”

“But I think you’re the father”

“Well it must be the Immaculate f*&%#@g Conception, I had a vasectomy 18 months ago”

I promptly went and made sure I was still shooting blanks and emailed her the results. I never heard from the lovely Kasia again.

I love my vasectomy.

[jon1]

I had a similar situation here in the Phil. Had a vasectomy the year before I got here. Within 6 months one of my former girlfriends called me all upset saying that she was late. I told her to relax as it was only 2 days and her hysteria was in overdrive which probably was contributing to the problem. I then went on to explain to her about the vasectomy. She got all quiet and was shocked. She asked me if it was 100% effective. I told her that it was as she was number 5 in as many months and no issues to date. She calmed down and within 6 hours I got a text saying that her mens had started. 

 

love mine too! :D