US Strikes in Syria

[robert k]

1 minute ago, Snowy79 said:

Now that you mention it I just realised there was no wind on the moon that day either so the flag wouldn't have been flying either.

That's what I mean, some people can't critically analyze a picture. If you put your glasses on? You might notice that there is a stick sewn into the top of the flag to hold it. You have proved my point, and I thank you because most people make me do it. 

[Jake]

  He's making millions selling this stuff

[Snowy79]

38 minutes ago, robert k said:

That's what I mean, some people can't critically analyze a picture. If you put your glasses on? You might notice that there is a stick sewn into the top of the flag to hold it. You have proved my point, and I thank you because most people make me do it. 

I also just realised that model VW is petrol and you can only buy diesel on the moon.

[Dave Hounddriver]

So Jake, is your gas bad enough that Trump should send a Tomahawk at your backside? (I'm worried as this Philippine food has caused me to accidentally use gas as a weapon.  I try not to destroy Mass though.  I hold it in during church time.  I would not want to be accused of using a weapon for Mass destruction.)

[Jake]

27 minutes ago, Dave Hounddriver said:

So Jake, is your gas bad enough that Trump should send a Tomahawk at your backside? (I'm worried as this Philippine food has caused me to accidentally use gas as a weapon.  I try not to destroy Mass though.  I hold it in during church time.  I would not want to be accused of using a weapon for Mass destruction.)

 Master Yoda, are farts suppose to be lumpy?  

[Jake]

1 hour ago, Dave Hounddriver said:

So Jake, is your gas bad enough that Trump should send a Tomahawk at your backside? (I'm worried as this Philippine food has caused me to accidentally use gas as a weapon.  I try not to destroy Mass though.  I hold it in during church time.  I would not want to be accused of using a weapon for Mass destruction.)

How clever you are Dave HornDog to combine gas attack and Easter Mass.  Triple LIKE, you have exceeded my own deviant qualities....he, he.

[not so old china hand]

On 17 April 2017 at 3:47 AM, Jake said:

termite warhead to vaporize nerve gas storage facilities with intense heat and pressure, is s

A termite warhead: would that be biological warfare? Just asking.🤓

Edited April 18, 2017 by not so old china hand

[robert k]

5 hours ago, not so old china hand said:

A termite warhead: would that be biological warfare? Just asking.🤓

I believe Jake had a typo and meant Thermite. Personally I would have went full conventional and AIMED for the chemical weapons. It's on their military base after all. 

[Jake]

8 hours ago, not so old china hand said:

A termite warhead: would that be biological warfare? Just asking.🤓

Hey guys, thank for the obvious miss spell.  It should have been spelled turdmites warheads -- I still think my fart bombs are more cost effective and will overcome any life forms.

Just saying...... 

[Reboot]

I am just going to leave this right here....