Breasts in the Philippines are so small

[Jollygoodfellow]

It sometimes bothers me with small breasts. Why are they so small compared to western countries? 

At times I have put them in my hands and thought what the hell can I do with these?  Give a bit of a squeeze and generally firm but still, small.

Sometimes you need bigger breasts to do the things you want but I can't find any here.

For example, I wanted to try to make Chicken cordon blue which bigger breasts are easier and best for the task but all you can get are these little ones so nothing plump here.

Now for you dirty old men who first thought of something else, get your mind out of the gutter 

[mountainside]

Love the taste of native chicken, though.  

[Old55]

Love when that happens!!!!!!! A guy could get his eye poked out though if you get my meaning.......... Oh, never mind. 

[Sailor Jerry]

Have found a great place here in AC at Pampang markets where they farm bigger chooks, breasts are large & when they are in i get a lot I make batches of Chicken Kiev’s & freeze them.

As for the other type, I like & have medium sized ones Lol 

[Dave Hounddriver]

1 hour ago, Jollygoodfellow said:

Chicken cordon blue which bigger breasts are easier and best for the task

When I first arrived in Cebu, many years ago, I had a large yard and a place to raise chickens.  After less than a year I gave it up because they would grow to the size you see in the stores and markets and then they would die.  Just die of some natural cause.  Every one was healthy until it reached that mini-chick size and then pffft; dead.

[OnMyWay]

1 hour ago, Dave Hounddriver said:

When I first arrived in Cebu, many years ago, I had a large yard and a place to raise chickens.  After less than a year I gave it up because they would grow to the size you see in the stores and markets and then they would die.  Just die of some natural cause.  Every one was healthy until it reached that mini-chick size and then pffft; dead.

Blessing in disguise?  Perhaps they didn't want you to have to go thru breaking their necks or chopping their heads off?

[CebuAndy]

Ohhhhh You are sooo bad. (Laughter)

Had me going there.

I was jumping up and down in Happiness . Finally  the start of a new nightlife sub forum (a request of mine 10 or so years ago, quickly declined) - so I thought  ..... after only reading first paragraphs.

Huh. What a downer to read the remaining last half.

Can we give OP a yellow card? 🤣 I guess not. Sorry Boss.

All most above joke, lang.

Was prepared to search for the old article on yahoo news years back, where a study showed that Pinays actually have the smallest breasts in the world ... as if we didn't knew. 

Think it's time to head for the door, before a mod or Boss, give me a real kick out 😉

[hk blues]

2 minutes ago, CebuAndy said:

Was prepared to search for the old article on yahoo news years back, where a study showed that Pinays actually have the smallest breasts in the world ... as if we didn't knew. 

Isn't that because half of them are actually male?

[Mike J]

@Jollygoodfellow, use a meat hammer and they will flatten right out and get bigger. 

[gbmmbg]

4 hours ago, hk blues said:

Isn't that because half of them are actually male?

unfortunately if you remove the male half with the fake boobs i think the average size would be even smaller