Toilet Paper

[sjp52]

That reminds me of the first time I was in this country, I was in a nice mall and all of a sudden I had to take a dump real bad. So I am running around looking for a CR and finally find one. So I hurry inside just in time. But when I get in there, It is a mess. An inch of water on the floor and they put card board down to solve the problem. It was soaked and it was dirty water at that, But I had to go so I did the dirty deed and then when I was finished I noticed no toilet paper. So with my pants around my ankles I opened the door and yelled to my wife to go buy me some toilet paper. As i am going back to my seat I slipped in the water and down I go, sh&ty water all over me. My wife came back about 20 minutes later with some. I really got to know the inside of that john that day and I was surprised that a nice mall would allow their washrooms to get that way

[Mr Lee]

That reminds me of the first time I was in this country, I was in a nice mall and all of a sudden I had to take a dump real bad. So I am running around looking for a CR and finally find one. So I hurry inside just in time. But when I get in there, It is a mess. An inch of water on the floor and they put card board down to solve the problem. It was soaked and it was dirty water at that, But I had to go so I did the dirty deed and then when I was finished I noticed no toilet paper. So with my pants around my ankles I opened the door and yelled to my wife to go buy me some toilet paper. As i am going back to my seat I slipped in the water and down I go, sh&ty water all over me. My wife came back about 20 minutes later with some. I really got to know the inside of that john that day and I was surprised that a nice mall would allow their washrooms to get that way

Wow that is very unusual for any of the major malls that we have been in to allow their cr to be messy. What mall was that if you do not mind telling us and in what town or city? My wife and I always carry a wad of paper in our pockets and I have found that restaurants in the malls that have bathrooms also have toilet paper in them. I guess this is but one more example of a lesson for reader to have, always carry toilet paper in your pocket for that just in case occasion when in the Philippines but times are changing slowly but surely in any place such as Cebu where there are lots of foreigners visiting.

[sjp52]

That reminds me of the first time I was in this country, I was in a nice mall and all of a sudden I had to take a dump real bad. So I am running around looking for a CR and finally find one. So I hurry inside just in time. But when I get in there, It is a mess. An inch of water on the floor and they put card board down to solve the problem. It was soaked and it was dirty water at that, But I had to go so I did the dirty deed and then when I was finished I noticed no toilet paper. So with my pants around my ankles I opened the door and yelled to my wife to go buy me some toilet paper. As i am going back to my seat I slipped in the water and down I go, sh&ty water all over me. My wife came back about 20 minutes later with some. I really got to know the inside of that john that day and I was surprised that a nice mall would allow their washrooms to get that way

Wow that is very unusual for any of the major malls that we have been in to allow their cr to be messy. What mall was that if you do not mind telling us and in what town or city? My wife and I always carry a wad of paper in our pockets and I have found that restaurants in the malls that have bathrooms also have toilet paper in them. I guess this is but one more example of a lesson for reader to have, always carry toilet paper in your pocket for that just in case occasion when in the Philippines but times are changing slowly but surely in any place such as Cebu where there are lots of foreigners visiting.

It was in CDO at the Gaisano mall I think

[Travis]

I learned to carry toilet paper from this forum & Mr. Lee before I even moved here thank you guys it save my butt get it saved my butt hehehe

[TheMason]

It was in CDO at the Gaisano mall I think

Did you have to pay 2 pesos to use the CR? Pay toilets disappeared from the US years ago, but they're alive and well in the Philippines.

I learned to carry toilet paper from this forum & Mr. Lee before I even moved here thank you guys it save my butt get it saved my butt hehehe

Well, between personal experience in other Asian countries as well as the Philippines...I've learned to go at home before I leave or squeeze real tight until I get back home.

[Art2ro]

That reminds me of the first time I was in this country, I was in a nice mall and all of a sudden I had to take a dump real bad. So I am running around looking for a CR and finally find one. So I hurry inside just in time. But when I get in there, It is a mess. An inch of water on the floor and they put card board down to solve the problem. It was soaked and it was dirty water at that, But I had to go so I did the dirty deed and then when I was finished I noticed no toilet paper. So with my pants around my ankles I opened the door and yelled to my wife to go buy me some toilet paper. As i am going back to my seat I slipped in the water and down I go, sh&ty water all over me. My wife came back about 20 minutes later with some. I really got to know the inside of that john that day and I was surprised that a nice mall would allow their washrooms to get that way

Oh yaky! :horse: But how awful that must have been for you with all that sh&ty piss stinking water all over you!:10001: Edited February 26, 2010 by Art & Jho

[UZI]

That reminds me of the first time I was in this country, I was in a nice mall and all of a sudden I had to take a dump real bad. So I am running around looking for a CR and finally find one. So I hurry inside just in time. But when I get in there, It is a mess. An inch of water on the floor and they put card board down to solve the problem. It was soaked and it was dirty water at that, But I had to go so I did the dirty deed and then when I was finished I noticed no toilet paper. So with my pants around my ankles I opened the door and yelled to my wife to go buy me some toilet paper. As i am going back to my seat I slipped in the water and down I go, sh&ty water all over me. My wife came back about 20 minutes later with some. I really got to know the inside of that john that day and I was surprised that a nice mall would allow their washrooms to get that way

Your story reminded me of this one that did the rounds a while back. Whether true or not, a great laugh:I went to Home Depot recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'you're definitely going to sh&t yourself' road-kill chili. Tasty stuff, although hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat it, the next day both of your butt cheeks WILL fall off. Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No 'Watson's Movement. Despite the chilies swimming their way through my intestinal tract, I was unable to create the usual morning symphony referred to by my dear wife as 'thunder and lightning'. Knowing that a time of reckoning HAD to come, yet not sure of just when, I bravely set off for Home Depot, my quest being paint and supplies to refinish the deck. Upon entering the store at first all seemed normal. I selected a cart and began pushing it about dropping items in for purchase. It wasn't until I was at the opposite end of the store from the toilets that the pain hit me. Oh, don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking about. I'm referring to that 'Uh Oh, sh&t, gotta go' pain that always seems to hit us at the wrong time. The thing is, this pain was different. The chilies from the night before were staging a revolt. In a mad rush for freedom they bullied their way through the small intestines, forcing their way into the large intestines, and before I could take one step in the direction of the toilets which would bring sweet relief, it happened. The chilies fired a warning shot. There I stood, alone in the paint and stain section, suddenly enveloped in a toxic cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded. I was afraid to move for fear that more of this vile odor might escape me. Slowly, oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave the lower part of my body, and I began to move up the aisle and out of it, just as an orange aproned clerk turned the corner and asked if I needed any help. I don't know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what his reaction would be to the toxic non-visible fog that refused to dissipate.. Have you ever been torn in two different directions emotionally? Here's what I mean, and I'm sure some of you at least will be able to relate. I could've warned that poor clerk, but didn't. I simply watched as he walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of odor so terrible that all he could do before gathering his senses and running, was to stand there blinking and waving his arms about his head as though trying to ward off angry bees. This, of course, made me feel terrible, but then made me laugh. .........BIG mistake!!!!! Here's the thing. When you laugh, it's hard to keep things 'clamped down', if you know what I mean. With each new guffaw an explosive issue burst forth from my nether region. Some were so loud and echoing that I was later told a few folks in other aisles had ducked, fearing that someone was robbing the store and firing off a shotgun. Suddenly things were no longer funny. 'It' was coming, and I raced off through the store towards the toilet, laying down a cloud the whole way, praying that I'd make it before the grand explosion took place. Luck was on my side. Just in the nick of time I got to the john, began the inevitable 'Oh my God', floating above the toilet seat because my ass is burning SO BAD, purging. One poor fellow walked in while I was in the middle of what is the true meaning of 'Shock and Awe'.. He made a gagging sound, and disgustedly said, 'Son-of-a-bitch! , did it smell that bad when you ate it?', then quickly left. Once finished and I left the restroom, reacquired my partially filled cart intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached me and said, 'Sir, you might want to step outside for a few minutes. It appears some prankster set off a stink bomb in the store. The manager is going to run the vent fans on high for a minute or two which ought to take care of the problem.' My smirking of course set me off again, causing residual gases to escape me. The employee took one sniff, jumped back pulling his apron up to cover his nose and, pointing at me in an accusing manner shouted, 'IT'S YOU!', then ran off returning moments later with the manager. I was unceremoniously escorted from the premises and asked none too kindly not to return. Home again without my supplies, I realized that there was nothing to eat but leftover chili, so I consumed two more bowls. The next day I went to shop at Lowe's. I can't say anymore about that because we are in court over the whole matter. Bastards claim they're going to have to repaint the store.

[tom_shor]

I wonder if anyone has found any good toilet paper in Cebu? I guess I am spoiled by the quality of paper made in the US because so far we have not been able to find any good paper. Most are either too weak or too strong, seems they are all terrible to use.

Well I thought I would roll into this subject since there is a lot of crap out there,firstly a lot of the ass wipe sorts out there will tell you that good skid mark removers can not be found,I disagree.Its the motion of ones movements that make the difference,do you scrump or fold?this is where we can Anal-ise the subject deep into the bowels of the workings of the issue of tissue!!!!!!!I don't want to flush this subject or pull the chain but from memory toilet paper that I used in Cebu the last time I was there was adequate for one time use Must admit though it did block the crapper and needed a maintenance man to plunge the depths of the unknown until the system was as flush as the first time we used it,,or was that as flash????

Hey guys,Speaking of "anal-ise", I neither scrump or fold -- it took me awhile to get use to the tabu-tabu methodbut eventually got rid of my 'roids!Good one Boss Man -- Jake

Yeah that paper probably sanded them completly flush.

[tom_shor]

I learned to carry toilet paper from this forum & Mr. Lee before I even moved here thank you guys it save my butt get it saved my butt hehehe

I had a GF years ago who thought it was funny I carried some TP in my backpack. I would even save extra napkins from resturants.(Hey any port in a storm) One day we were in a resturant and she went to use the CR. She was back about 1 minute later asking to borrow some. After that she would always hand me extra napkins to stash.

[tom_shor]

It was in CDO at the Gaisano mall I think

Did you have to pay 2 pesos to use the CR? Pay toilets disappeared from the US years ago, but they're alive and well in the Philippines.

I learned to carry toilet paper from this forum & Mr. Lee before I even moved here thank you guys it save my butt get it saved my butt hehehe

Well, between personal experience in other Asian countries as well as the Philippines...I've learned to go at home before I leave or squeeze real tight until I get back home.

Indeed. Sometimes you gotta go though. On the average the ones you pay for are a lot less disgusting than the free ones. So I consider it P2 well spent. I was in one once that was very clean. They even had clean walls and flowers. And brace yourselves guys. Running water in the sink.