Why did the snake cross the road?

[Rayj]

9 hours ago, jimeve said:

Him or me

That’s some good aim! Do or die is dead on meaning right there!

[Gerald Glatt]

15 hours ago, jimeve said:

I had one in my house same colour as that, not as big though. My dogs were going ballistic, luckily I had a golf club handy had to kill it before it went under the furniture.

7 iron?

[Mike J]

15 minutes ago, Gerald Glatt said:

7 iron?

That is definitely the "go to club" for snakes.  I wonder how many strokes did it require, and what is par for a snake?  If you took it down in one under par, would it be a "snakey" instead of a "birdie"?   

[Tommy T.]

Maybe Snake Eyes?

[Mike J]

This is a snake that one of my cats brought home.  After research I am fairly certain is was a Philippine Whipsnake.  It was 33 inches (84 cm) long.

 

[jimeve]

2 hours ago, Gerald Glatt said:

7 iron?

Sand iron

[jimeve]

2 hours ago, Mike J said:

That is definitely the "go to club" for snakes.  I wonder how many strokes did it require, and what is par for a snake?  If you took it down in one under par, would it be a "snakey" instead of a "birdie"?   

Took me 3 strokes, had a few red horses, so a birdie.on a par 4

 

[jimeve]

13 hours ago, graham59 said:

It appears to be a Philippines House (or Wolf) Snake to me.

I have had them come into houses before. Gives  you a bit of a shock the first time encountered,  but  non-venomous, and will dispose of any rats and mice on your property.   

Not that one Graham, it was green on the back and silver underneath.Same one as onmyway posted.

[graham59]

Aah... ok. 

[Jake]

OMW, too bad you can't train them to guard your side mirrors from those monkeys.....he, he.  

On a more serious note, with children around, I would go really psycho inspecting and cleaning out any hidden areas that offer a warm and dry place during the monsoon season.  When is the breeding season for PI cobras?  Are pellet rifles legal in PI?