My Daughters Interest In Boys Has Raised It's Head ( My Immediate Solution)

[Jack Peterson]

Do you think I will get away with this guys and gals?

 

  :hystery:  

 

 Don't knock till you tried it. BTW like some of their Forms  it is printable and saleable to raise funds for PEF  

 

Just saying

 

JP :tiphat:

 

 

[BrettGC]

Not my work but I gave this to my eldest daughter's first boyfriend:  

 

RULE ONE: 
If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package because you’re sure as hell not picking anything up. And when you do make it to the door, you had better not be on your cell phone. Respect me and my family and you'll live through the night.

RULE TWO: 
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them...with my Randall Knife...that I keep rusty and dull for just such an occasion.

RULE THREE:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

RULE FOUR: 
When you are talking with your friends and acting cool, don't malign my daughter's reputation. I'll know if you do. And, when you're b.s.-ing around with them and you think that you might have seen me behind that tree, you probably did.

RULE FIVE: 
In order for us to get to know each other, you might think that we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early”.

RULE SIX: 
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry...a lot.

RULE SEVEN: 
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour has gone by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there why don’t’ you do something useful, like change the oil in my car?

RULE EIGHT: 
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: 

• Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool 
  Places where there are no parent’s, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. 
  Places where there is darkness. 
  Places where there is dancing, holding hands or happiness. 
  Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. 
  Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are ok. 
  Old folk homes are better.

 

RULE NINE: 
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been but on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowoing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

RULE TEN: 
Be afraid. Be very afraid. I have a hearing loss and it takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for an Iraqi Republican Guard (Soviet) T-72 tank. When my stress level gets too high, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then turn and run back to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face that you see in the window is mine...

 

 

Turns out he was a good kid, my dogs at the time didn't think so (De bordeux - 70kg's of protective love and Kelpie- 20kg's of insane jealousy) so that kept him on his toes anyway.  

[sonjack2847]

I suppose we were lucky no one imposed those rules on us when were younger.

[Jack Peterson]

I suppose we were lucky no one imposed those rules on us when were younger.

 

 

:hystery: YEP! but I know one Dad that will impose them in a few Years   :thumbsup:

 

OK! OK! I know but an ugly Uncle to back it up  :lol:

 

OK OK I'm Gone.

 

JP :attention:

[scott h]

I suppose we were lucky no one imposed those rules on us when were younger.

 

What's that old saying? "Daughters are Gods revenge for us having teenagers once!"

 

Jack, this is the one time it is very unfortunate we are not allowed to own a GREAT BIG SHOTGUN, and keep it next to the door.

[BrettGC]

I suppose we were lucky no one imposed those rules on us when were younger.

 

That's what makes us so antsy about it, we remember what we were like  :bash:

[sonjack2847]

 

I suppose we were lucky no one imposed those rules on us when were younger.

 

 

:hystery: YEP! but I know one Dad that will impose them in a few Years You.jpg  :thumbsup:

 

OK! OK! I know close the door.jpgbut an ugly Uncle to back it up  :lol:

 

OK OK I'm Gone.

 

JP :attention:

 

Mr jp maybe or she will dig them a grave. You do know her!

[sonjack2847]

 

I suppose we were lucky no one imposed those rules on us when were younger.

 

That's what makes us so antsy about it, we remember what we were like  :bash:

 

Not me mate I was a saint, really?

[Dave Hounddriver]

  My Daughters Interest In Boys Has Raised It's Head

 

 

Could be worse.  She could be interested in girls  :hystery:

[Methersgate]

I only have boys.

 

But I can still recall that I never, ever, had anything to say to a girlfriend's father.