When Do You Think You Would Be Too Old To Be A Father

[Jake]

While Fe is too old, I still practice. You know practice makes perfect, so practice, practice, practice.

Thank you guys.....I was waiting for another sideline subject related to being an old fart.  It started at post #37 (thank you JGF) that we can now talk about virility of an old man in general.  I'm not gonna google any statistics but I would suppose our sperm factory goes on vacation as we approach 40 or 50 years of being a long term wanker.   

 

At my age of 65, I notice my little swimmers drowned a long time ago.  And yeah, I have a monthly prescription of Viagra, so I'm still good to go but no longer in the process of pro-creating anymore.  Oh well, such is life........

Edited November 15, 2015 by Jake

[Thomas]

 

While Fe is too old, I still practice. You know practice makes perfect, so practice, practice, practice.

Thank you guys.....I was waiting for another sideline subject related to being an old fart.  It started at post #37 (thank you JGF) that we can now talk about virility of an old man in general.  I'm not gonna google any statistics but I would suppose our sperm factory goes on vacation as we approach 40 or 50 years of being a long term wanker.   

 

At my age of 65, I notice my little swimmers drowned a long time ago.  And yeah, I have a monthly prescription of Viagra, so I'm still go to go but no longer in the process of pro-creating anymore.  Oh well, such is life........

IF I have understood corect

females have limits both concerning max age and amount of eggs during their lifetime

while males go on producing sperms "for ever" but the sperms are less percent functional and less good at swimming the higher age.

Edited November 15, 2015 by Thomas

[frosty (chris)]

When after having a night on the tiles and your still recovering at lunch time (as I am today) and the last thing you need is a very over hyped, excitable 2y.o. tearing around the house having fun and wanting you to join in.

[OnMyWay]

When after having a night on the tiles and your still recovering at lunch time (as I am today) and the last thing you need is a very over hyped, excitable 2y.o. tearing around the house having fun and wanting you to join in.

 

"night on the tiles"  Is that the same as "worshiping the porcelain God"?

 

http://www.linkydinky.com/blowchunks.shtml

 

The 2 year old is the reason you will NOT be having a night like that  :no:

[frosty (chris)]

 

When after having a night on the tiles and your still recovering at lunch time (as I am today) and the last thing you need is a very over hyped, excitable 2y.o. tearing around the house having fun and wanting you to join in.

 

"night on the tiles"  Is that the same as "worshiping the porcelain God"?

 

 

 

Night on the tiles, it's an old Aus saying meaning a night on the town. :dance:

Worshiping the Porcelian God, to me that's a Chuck Chunder :hystery:

Maybe I should just stay home and send the 2 y.o out, would be cheaper :unsure:

[Jack Peterson]

"night on the tiles"  Is that the same as "worshiping the porcelain God"?

 

:hystery:  NAH! That's what you worship the morning after a "Night on the Tiles"

 

Jack :thumbsup:

[sonjack2847]

 

"night on the tiles"  Is that the same as "worshiping the porcelain God"?

 

:hystery:  NAH! That's what you worship the morning after a "Night on the Tiles"

 

Jack :thumbsup:

 

You mean the crapper/john/cazzy.

[sonjack2847]

When after having a night on the tiles and your still recovering at lunch time (as I am today) and the last thing you need is a very over hyped, excitable 2y.o. tearing around the house having fun and wanting you to join in.

Well I did it and got through it so just keep a cold one in the ref for emergencies failing that plenty of paracetamol haha

[frosty (chris)]

 

When after having a night on the tiles and your still recovering at lunch time (as I am today) and the last thing you need is a very over hyped, excitable 2y.o. tearing around the house having fun and wanting you to join in.

Well I did it and got through it so just keep a cold one in the ref for emergencies failing that plenty of paracetamol haha

 

After that night I have sworn of SML's forever :hystery: or at least till this weekend. The next day I felt like death warmed up, they say hair of the dog is the best cure but just couldn't look at a beer.

[sonjack2847]

 

 

When after having a night on the tiles and your still recovering at lunch time (as I am today) and the last thing you need is a very over hyped, excitable 2y.o. tearing around the house having fun and wanting you to join in.

Well I did it and got through it so just keep a cold one in the ref for emergencies failing that plenty of paracetamol haha

 

After that night I have sworn of SML's forever :hystery: or at least till this weekend. The next day I felt like death warmed up, they say hair of the dog is the best cure but just couldn't look at a beer.

 

Firstly close your eyes pretend it`s water then when the first mouthful is down it is plain sailing( I have read extensively on this topic) Secondly Tanduai is much worse. A few weeks ago a friend from the US,living on Negros came to Dalaguete so his GF could visit her family.I was drinking SML and so was he but he is not a big beer drinker so he started on Tanduai well we bar hoped a little and the last one we went in did not sell Tanduai by the glass so he bought a small bottle.Well after a few he said try one so I did and then another(remember we had no way of measuring and were slightly tipsy) so the portions got bigger and bigger well the next day all I could taste was yep Tanduai. Will I ever learn ....I doubt it.Anyway Frosty by your post I assume you have very little will power till this weekend indeed haha have a good mate.