Boots On The Ground Or Electronic Surveillance?

[Methersgate]

For sure door number 2 is the ladyboy. 

 

You pass! You are safe enough!

[El Negrito]

This is for the benefit of newer members how I lost my chat room playmate.  Her name is Georgie and has

a package nicer than my own bayag:

Georgie.JPG

Here's my post of love gain and then love lost: http://www.philippines-expats.com/topic/12540-wet-dreams-via-chat-room/#entry66346

 

Nasty! But funny.  :hystery:

 

Now I hope that JGF and the Moderators will permit me to make a deeply immoral suggestion:

 

Visit a couple of girly bars.

Not with a view to paying the "early work release fee" (barfine) for a "Guest Relations Officer" (whore) but simply to hone your conversational skills with a selection of Filipinas.. they are there to talk and to persuade you to buy them "ladies drinks". You will very soon find which jokes and pick up lines work well and which don't. 

 

The Usual Advice follows here:

1. Buy your beers one by one and pay for each one. Don't build up a tab. See the bottle opened in front of you. Only drink beers, nere shorts, the Mickey Finn is alive and well in the Philippines. If you run up a tab you will find stuff added to it the moment they think you arfe drunk enough.

 

2. If you feel you must buy a "ladies' drink", haggle the price - offer half the posted price. 

 

3. Go with a friend. Don't get drunk, keep your cash in different pockets, don't ever take the cab that is outside the door.

 

4. There are "foreigner" bars and "Filipino" bars. The latter are cheaper and more fun, as they often have a reasonable floor show, rather than a line of girls up from the country doing the "Balibago shuffle" (expat term for the attempt at "sexy dancing" made by a girl fresh up from the country who is not a trained dancer and is just meat in the market - Balibago is the red light district of Angeles City) However, you should only ever go into a Filipino bar in the company of Filipino friends.

The object of the exercise is to practice your pick up lines and humour by seeing how long you can keep girls interested without buying them a ladies drink and to learn the differences between different provinces.

 

We're not talking strip clubs here right? Also I am not much of a bar person.  :rolleyes:

[El Negrito]

 

For sure door number 2 is the ladyboy. 

 

You pass! You are safe enough!

 

I hope so. I read about them on another blog and some of the pictures the writer posted it was SUPER hard to tell they were ladyboys!  :mocking:

[Methersgate]

We're not talking strip clubs here right? Also I am not much of a bar person. 

 

Striptease is illegal in the Philippines! So is prostitution. Honestly, they are both illegal.

So what this means in practice is that when funds are low at the cop shop and//or the boys are feeling in need of a free screw, the cops will raid a bar, haul the girls off to the cop shop along with the foreigners and threaten both with jail, whilst stealing the girls' jewelry, and shaking down the foreigners.

I was referring of course to a go go bar, which is legal (sort of)  :lol:

[El Negrito]

 

We're not talking strip clubs here right? Also I am not much of a bar person. 

 

Striptease is illegal in the Philippines! So is prostitution. Honestly, they are both illegal.

So what this means in practice is that when funds are low at the cop shop and//or the boys are feeling in need of a free screw, the cops will raid a bar, haul the girls off to the cop shop along with the foreigners and threaten both with jail, whilst stealing the girls' jewelry, and shaking down the foreigners.

I was referring of course to a go go bar, which is legal (sort of)  :lol:

 

 

Ahhhh I understand. Either way I am just not much of a bar person. Guess I will have to find another way to practice pick up lines.  :lol:

[sjp52]

 

Nothing wrong with meeting on DIA, etc, but getting into an internet "relationship" with someone on the other side of the world whom you have never met is usually a big mistake. There are avaricious women (and those pretending to be) who prey on desperately lonely guys thousands of miles away. Over time they end up supporting entire families whom they've never met. Bizarre but true. When I showed a friend an email from a young woman who was "devastated" by my departure and needed money to bury her mother (who's death had been greatly exaggerated), he remaked "there must be a school over there where they teach this stuff, they're so good". Extreme poverty is a strong motivator. Even if they don't ask for money you don't really know them or their situation. Keep the internet chat light, find out if you have similar interests, etc. Don't make financial or emotional commitments until you have ​physically spent a lot of time together.

 

SUPER SOLID advice MikeB! Thanks!

 

 

 

 

I can pick out a bad girl within a hour at a party she will be the one on the side of her B/F not sitting with the girls talking , laughing, sharing food , brushing each others hair etc

 

By this criterion, my wife would then be classified as a bad girl. 

She's not one to make female friends easily.  Although she does have female friends, they are either friends who are family friends, friend of old from school, or very trusted colleagues at work.  She thinks a lot of women are petty and emotional, and she genuinely finds men easier to understand.  Might be because she has a lot of brothers.

 

 

Mine is too.    Every girl is different and you have to decide which one is for you and that takes time.

 

    I have a friend that came to the Philippines and met a girl and he spent his whole vacation with her and he had the time of his life. when he got home she admitted to him that she was married already but she did not love her husband any more.  My point is that maybe if he had chatted online with this girl before he went he might have found out a little of what she was like.

 

I chatted online with my wife before I first came to the Philippines and she talked a lot about her 2 kids and that going to church was very important to her.       When I got there I took her on a small trip for the weekend and on Sunday morning she wanted to go to church    The more time you spend getting to know them ( online and in the Philippines ) the better chance you have of making the right decision.

 

 

 

Thanks SJP52! Couple of questions though? Although I agree maybe getting to know her online might have given more information couldn't she still have hidden things as she did in person? Probably easier in fact? I would think meeting her there and having her vetted by someone from there that he knows (or getting to know someone who could vet her) or maybe getting to know different girls would be a wiser course. No?

 

I guess my point is the more you talk to them online  and in person the better chance to find out if they are good or bad. It took me 7 years to find out my ex back in Canada was no good. I had my suspicions but love is blind.

 

What she talks about with you online you can hopefully verify when you spend time with her in person.

 

If I was retired and had lots of time I would skip the online part and just go over to the Philippines for 6 months or so start meeting and dating

Edited July 28, 2014 by sjp52

[Methersgate]

"There's no way
To tell the mind's construction from the face"
 

Always keep in mind that Filipino culture is obsessed with "love". Women assume that a man cannot be faithful, if they are not around because he "has to" have sex. Women see another woman's man as a challenge. Infidelity is a national art form.

[frosty (chris)]

If you want a good pick up line try this. You meet a pretty girl,(forget about bars and knock shops) in the mall, a check out chick or a sales girl.

You  Good morning Amega (she smiles)

Her   Good morning Sir

You   How are you today

Her   Good thank you Sir and you.

You   Do you have a B/F

Her   No Sir (giggling)

You   Do you have a husband

Her   No Sir

You   Would you like a b/f

 

Now at this point she won't know what to say, so have a little card with your name and cell number on it, smile and give it to her, can almost guarantee you will get a msg from her.

[Jake]

If you want a good pick up line try this. You meet a pretty girl,(forget about bars and knock shops) in the mall, a check out chick or a sales girl.

You  Good morning Amega (she smiles)

Her   Good morning Sir

You   How are you today

Her   Good thank you Sir and you.

You   Do you have a B/F

Her   No Sir (giggling)

You   Do you have a husband

Her   No Sir

You   Would you like a b/f

 

Now at this point she won't know what to say, so have a little card with your name and cell number on it, smile and give it to her, can almost guarantee you will get a msg from her.

Unfortunately Frosty, I will probably strike out on the first hello.  This old ugly carabao will just have

to hang out below the escalators. 

 

Where's my binoculars.......he, he,

[frosty (chris)]

 

If you want a good pick up line try this. You meet a pretty girl,(forget about bars and knock shops) in the mall, a check out chick or a sales girl.

You  Good morning Amega (she smiles)

Her   Good morning Sir

You   How are you today

Her   Good thank you Sir and you.

You   Do you have a B/F

Her   No Sir (giggling)

You   Do you have a husband

Her   No Sir

You   Would you like a b/f

 

Now at this point she won't know what to say, so have a little card with your name and cell number on it, smile and give it to her, can almost guarantee you will get a msg from her.

Unfortunately Frosty, I will probably strike out on the first hello.  This old ugly carabao will just have

to hang out below the escalators. 

 

Where's my binoculars.......he, he,

 

Never Jake, you are a respected senior citizen here and I am sure some sexy young filipina would love to ease any pains you have in your ageing joints. These beauties here are much more into us older, wiser types, than these young studs that just come and go :thumbsup:

Edited July 28, 2014 by frosty (chris)